Episode Quotes
Paris: Just tell me if my lipstick is too whorish.
Rory: Nope, just whorish enough.
Lorelai: I think it's going very well, you and me, you think it's going very well?
Luke: I have very few complaints.
Lorelai: I'm going right past the 'very few complaints' comment because I know you're just trying to bait me . . . what complaints?
Lorelai: Luke, I can drive you back to the diner. I promise if we pass any senior citizens I'll let you jump out and pants them.
Luke: Fine.
Lorelai: Because, you keep all those crazy anal Bob Graham kind of notebooks. "Eight a.m., got up. Eight fifteen, brushed teeth. Eight twenty-five, had impure thoughts. Eight thirty-six, sent dwarves off to
work."
Rory: I do not have my diaries from last November on me at the moment.
Lorelai: But you do have them.
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: And they will contain where we ate breakfast that morning.
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: I love my little circus freak.
Jack: I'm Jack.
Paris: Paris.
Jack: Parents travel a lot?
Paris: Why?
Jack: Your name is Paris.
Paris: No. Did your parents change flat tires a lot?
Jack: What?
Paris: Or plug the phone into the wall a lot?
Jack: No.
Luke: I smashed my leg on a Thigh Master.
Lorelai: I'm so sorry.
Luke: And then I tripped and smashed my other leg on another Thigh Master.
Lorelai: I'm sorry.
Luke: Why the hell do you have so many Thigh Masters?
Lorelai: I have a really bad thigh complex.
Lorelai: Oh you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me. I'll call you later.
Rory: Okay, say hi to Kirk for me.
Cultural References
Episode Title: But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Aleksandr Pushkin is a 19th century author noted for works such as Boris Godunov and Eugene Onegin.
Rory: It's 11 o'clock at night! Who are you planning on hooking up with? Spike and Drusilla?
Spike and Drusilla are two vampires from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Danny Strong (Doyle) was a recurring character on
Buffy and the TV show aired in the same timeslot as
Gilmore Girls at one point.
Lorelai: Business? Now you're Willy Loman?
Willy Loman, a travelling salesman, is the main character from Death of a Salesman.
Lorelai: Did your Mini-Me show up?
In the Austin Powers trilogy, Mini-Me is Dr. Evil's clone.
Paris: Eve Harrington has arrived.
Eve Harrington is a character from the 1950 movie All About Eve. The movie told the story of an aspiring actress, Eve Harrington, who is taken on as a personal assitant to a Broadway super-star.
Lorelai: Great, then I'll hop a fence and get Richard Widmark to sign my grapefruit.
This refers to the classic
I Love Lucy episode "
The Tour," broadcast May 30, 1955. When Lucy and Ethel take a tour of movie star homes, Lucy falls off Richard Widmark's fence reaching for a souvenir grapefruit and gets trapped in Widmark's back yard.
Lorelai: (about shoe-shopping) Everyone thinks it started with Bradshaw, but actually it came over on the Mayflower.
Carrie Bradshaw, the main character of HBO's
Sex and the City who has a shoe addiction.