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When Richard and Emily return from their second honeymoon, Rory attends Friday-night dinner without Lorelai, who refuses to speak to her mother or see her, and plans a girls' night out with Sookie instead. Richard and Emily then give a 100-year-old Greek book to Rory and have yet another maid. Rory surprises everyone with a rare outburst at her grandmother for interfering in Lorelai's love life. Meanwhile, Luke, who's miserable without Lorelai, takes his anger out on his customers and his dark mood causes him to burn the food and when one customer wants his omelet redone, he throws him out of the diner. When a meter maid is writing a ticket to put on Luke's boat (that is parked in front of the diner) Lorelai comes in time to put some quarters in the meter. Emily goes to the diner to talk to Luke. Meanwhile, Lane has a horrific realization about her mother's influence.
Episode Quotes
(to the meter maid who is about to ticket Luke's boat)
Lorelai: See, it’s supposed to be auctioned off for charity for the National Boating for Peace and, uh, low blood sugar organization for tiny children, and so they delivered it early and not finished, and so it was dropped off here, so, to be picked up by the boat finishing guys. I’m supposed to move it. But there was this kitten. In a tree. He had a cold, and I had to bring him a Kleenex, and –
Emily: (to Luke) My daughter and I aren't speaking. She won't take my calls. She won't come to dinner. She apparently wants nothing to do with me. I'm sure you know that Lorelai and I have had many battles, most of them have been because I feel I know what's best for her. But Lorelai has her own ideas about she thinks will make her happy...she wants you Luke. She's made her decision, God help her, but there it is. It doesn't matter if I agree with it, I can't fight it, you've won. Go back to her, I promise I will stay out of it.
Lane: Is it great?
Rory: Is what great?
Lane: Sex! Is it great?
Rory: Not in front of the books Lane!
Lane: How you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
Lane: It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
Kirk: But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with fishy tasting bacon.
Episode Goofs
In "
Richard in Stars Hollow", Rory states that Stars Hollow doesn't have a meter maid, but in this episode there is one.
Lorelai Netflixed all three versions of A Star Is Born. However, the 1976 version is not available on DVD.
In the bookstore, Lane states that both Donna from Beverly Hills, 90210 and Jessica Simpson were virgins until marriage. However, in 90210, Donna lost her virginity to David after their college graduation and didn't marry him until 2 years later.
Cultural References
Lorelai: I Netflixed all three; A Star Is Born.
Sookie: Janet, Judy and Babs.
Netflix is a mail-rental DVD service where for a montly fee, you receive 3 DVDs at a time in the mail and once they are mailed back, 3 more DVDs are mailed.
Janet Gaynor starred in the 1937 version of A Star is Born, Judy Garland starred in the 1954 version, and Barbra "Babs" Streisand in the 1976 version.
(after spilling her change)
Rory: D'oh!
D'oh! is the catchphrase of Homer Simpson on
The Simpsons that he utters when he's angry or has messed something up.
Zach: Red fires of Mordor.
In The Lord of the Rings, Mordor is the location where the ring was made. In the movies, Frodo and Sam are on a quest to destroy the ring by casting it into the red fires of Mordor.
Lane: Birds do it, bees do it.
This is a line from the Cole Porter song "Let's Do It".
Lorelai: Skip's back in shorts. It's the "Reno 911" short shorts. A little disturbing.
In the Comedy Central series
Reno 911!, Lt. Dangle wears tight, short shorts.