April: I'm rolling on a fistful of horse tranquilizers. I can't feel my lips.
Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.
Emma: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
Kurt: Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.