Due to the fact that Quinn and Finn are now pregnant, they are getting a lot of bullying and harassment. A slushie has been thrown into Finn's face and it doesn't help that he is now a part of the Glee club. Elsewhere, Emma and Ken aren't in agreement on a song for their super secret wedding. Emma wants to use "I could Have Danced All Night" while Ken on the other hand wants to use The Thong Song. Well, they decide to ask Will if he will do a mash up of the two songs and also teach Emma some steps so she can actually dance for the wedding. ..Read the full recap
Sue: I'll need to see that set list for sectionals after all. I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at 5pm and if it is one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Puck: When I woke up I knew it was more than a dream, it was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Kurt: You've been getting so much pressure from the gorillas on the football team. I guess they didn't appreciate me resigning from the team and choosing Glee.
Finn: Probably would have went over better if you didn't announce it in the showers.
Ken: As you know, even though she refuses to wear the ring and won't tell anyone including her mother about the engagement: Emma and I are in fact getting married.
Emma: Yes, and Ken has convinced me that we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say, I'm a traditionalist.