Jackie's frustration about the lack of romance in their marriage leads Glenn to book a spa weekend to help rekindle the magic.
Unknown to Jackie, their romantic get-away is actually a hidden camera reality show, hosted by Howie Mandel guest starring as himself, in which contestants are tested to see if they'll stay together or if the show can "Bust'em Up."
Meanwhile, Grandpa Whitey watches the kids and teaches Conor how to be a man by hunting a vicious turkey.
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Jackie decides to find a strong female ancestor for Courtney. This leads the Martins to Salem Massachusetts when they realize Jackie is related to Goodie Martin, a reported witch.
While in San Francisco, Glen decides to toughen up Conner by teaching him martial arts. Things go wrong when Glenn realizes Conner is stronger than him.
Meanwhile, Courtney & Wendy find out what really runs the economy when they visit the San Francisco Mint.
Jackie fulfills her dream of being a fashion icon at the expense of Conner.
Meanwhile, Courtney & Wendy steal Donald Trump's hair and find out it has the power to turn things into gold.
The Martins return home to celebrate the wedding of Glenn's mother & Bert and Glenn feels inferior when he meets his soon-to-be step brother, Curtis.
When Glenn pulls his 10,000th tooth he suddenly realizes his life is not where he wants it to be.
After literally running into Vito Renzulli again, Glenn & Vito both decide they need a change of careers.
After Glenn injures the had coach, Glenn once again becomes coach for his old baseball team, the Molars.
Meanwhile, Courtney reunites with her old assistant, Katie only to discover she is far more successful than Courtney.
Glenn & Jackie decide they need some time away from the kids so they send them to camp. While there, Glenn meets his old camp mentor and signs the two of them up as councilors.
Glenn eventually discovers a life altering event in his youth, involving a young Jimmy Kimmel, was not what it was cracked up to be.
Glenn forgets his and Jackie's anniversary while attending a sci-fi convention so to make it up to her he hastily buys tickets to a Peter Gallagher show.
After an accident, he suffers short term memory loss where he thinks it's his anniversary every day.
After Glenn turns to Jackie's father, Whitey, for financial advice, he convinces him to go into the Wind Business.
Meanwhile, Courtney & Wendy blackmail Jackie with some found photos from her high school days.
Jackie is overwhelmed with housework and homeschooling the kids so the Martins hire a tutor.
Suddenly she has too much free time which she uses to become re-addicted to a video game.
Meanwhile, Courtney & Wendy hypnotize Conner to think he's a robot in order to get him to stop snoring.
While in Mississippi visiting his old Army buddies who opened their own dental practice, Glenn feels left out when he realizes they are doing far better than he is.
Meanwhile, Jackie & Conner try to find something they can do together, eating, and Courtney & Wendy attempt to fake people out with a phony fortune teller but try to fool the wrong person.