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Amanda becomes concerned that Laura will be branded a "Javelina" or not-so cute-girl - a name that Amanda coined herself in high school -- while Gigi decides to throw Amanda a luncheon in her honor in an effort to reintroduce her to society. Meanwhile a devastated Carlene rallies from her embarrassment in church and plots to get back at Amanda, Blake and Cricket disagree over his priorities, and Sharon worries about Zach's fidelity.
The scene opens and Carlene is living like a recluse, propped up in her giant canopy bed like a glittery, fabulous Howard Hughes. She is so filled with shame that the unspeakable had happened: She is considering missing church. "I can't show my face or my talent in front of all those people," she moans. Her partner-in-crime Ripp uses Bible verse to remind her of her wifely duties, but even the words of the Lord prove futile. (Proverbs 31: "A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life. She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands.") ..Read the full recap