Recap
The scene opens innocently enough in La Casa de Cockburn, where Ripp and Carlene are experiencing some frustrating bedroom troubles. Ripp’s been focusing too much of his brainpower on trying to uncover dirt on Bill Vaughn, Amanda’s late husband who stole millions from Ripp in a Ponzi scheme. Ripp has been preoccupied by Amanda’s return to Highland Park, and as such, he can only take out his sexual dissatisfaction with a giant crossbow. The target on his bull’s eye? A magazine with “Bill Vaughn’s Ponzi Victims” spread out across the cover. Carlene can’t handle her marriage's intimacy problems, though, and asks the GCBs for bedroom advice… for a hypothetical follower of her Bible blog. Cricket recommends some Christian self-help marriage books, but as it turns out, Carlene isn’t the only GCB with marital problems. ..
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