Episode Quotes
Alton: My friends and I had an entire hierarchy of scariness. For instanct, Dracula was scarier than Frankenstein because Frankenstein was kind of slow moving and slow thinking. Things from space were generally scarier than things that weren’t, but nothing... nothing haunted us like the vegetal apparition that we called... Mean Green!
Alton: I’m pleased to say that the creature formerly known as Mean Green is, in my house at least, referred to now as Deep Green. And he’s a good friend of mine, not to mention seriously... (Good Eats theme plays)
Alton: While it is certainly true that dark, leafy things keep better and longer when left in a whole state, it’s also true that you will be a whole lot more likely to use them if they’re prepped and ready to go when you walk up to the old chill chest. And, cleaned and prepped they’ll take up a lot less room in there.
Alton: (about pre-bagged greens) Although I’ll use these things in a pinch, I don’t trust ‘em. Convenience aside, they’re a big gamble because you can’t really know what’s going on in that bag, especially down in the middle of the green where evil could lurk. Buying these greens is certainly better than buying no greens at all, but if you do use them, I think you better cook ‘em the same day you buy ‘em.
Alton: Greens are strong stuff, and they need strong partners. Here are your best options: pungent, as in: garlic, acidic, as in: vinegar and citrus, creamy as in: bleu cheese and finally, smoky.
Alton: Just take a look at what has accumulated here in this bowl. Now, here in the south? (Alton tips his bowl of greens, decanting a green broth into a glass.) We southerners call that pot liquor, and given a choice between the leave and the liquor? Well, we’d probably just have the liquor.
Alton: What kind of crackers? Well, I’m not going to tell you, but they look kind of like this (he holds up a popular round buttery cracker).
Alton: Well, as I hope you folks know by now, when it comes to dark leafy greens there is nothing to fear. Greens are healthy, economical, versatile and if you don’t cook ‘em to death, darn delicious to boot.
Alton: I hope you’ll take the dive and eat your greens. Just remember, buy them fresh, wash, cut and store properly as soon as you get home, pair them with strong flavors and whatever you do, do not overcook them!