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Good Eats: Do The Rice Thing
Rice is one of the most common food grains grown. In the United States, most folks think of the long grain variety, but in fact there are five thousand different kinds of rice that fall into three broad categories: long, medium and short grain. The medium and short grain varieties contain more amylopectin, so they cook softer and (properly handled) creamier. That leads Alton right to the a classic Italian short grain rice dish,
Wild Mushroom and Asparagus Risotto. But members of the crew descend on that like they’re starving, and so Alton must cook again. This time, he tackles brown rice, the highly nutritious form of rice that still has a bran coat. He turns that into
Baked Brown Rice (in the oven, yes, the oven) and then
Brown Rice Salad.
Episode Quotes
Woman at Wedding: Why aren’t you throwing rice? Don’t you know it’s good luck?
Alton: Well, I...I...I know that throwing rice as a symbol of fertility and abundance and happiness and all that, but you gotta think about it, I mean – the rice that we throw at American weddings... it’s all long rain white rice, you know? And that stuff just cooks up light and fluffy and dry and separate and bland – and why would you wish that on somebody, especially newlyweds!
Woman at Wedding: Oh, you’re so weird...
Alton: Believe me, Holy Matrimony may bring you eternal bliss, but right here (holds up a grain of rice) is eternal... (Good Eats theme plays)
Alton: In order to justify the construction of high end props like this, I have to use them over and over again.
Alton: Here in the United States, any medium grain rice can be labeled and packages as “risotto” rice, okay, so just because you see an Italian word on the box doesn’t mean you’re getting Italian rice inside the box.
Alton: When it comes to risotta, nothing matters more than technique.
Alton: (about flavoring risotto) My only two rules are: one, I never add more than two ingredients, chunky at least, and number two, I never use vegetation that hasn’t already been cooked, unless it’s herbal – you know, parsley, oregano, something like that.
Alton: By sweat, of course, we mean to cook over low or medium heat just to soften and cook the food – not to color it, not to make it jump around. That would be sautéing and that would be bad.
Alton: The challenge to cooking brown rice is time. It takes a long time to cook this stuff. Why? Well, it’s the little bran coats. They almost act, uh... (a staff member dressed as a grain of rice in a rain slicker walks on set) ...yeah, like little rain outfits. C’mon, smile, you look good. Because of that the cooking liquid just has to take a really, really long time to fight its way in.
Episode Goofs
Alton uses the phrase begs the question in a way that means that the some fact (sometimes the answer to a question) suggests another question. This variation is coming somewhat into common usage but in logic, begging the question actually means that the conclusion restates one of the premises, as in, “The belief in God is universal. After all, everyone believes in God.” Such arguments are logically true but fairly worthless as they prove nothing.