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Good Eats: Urban Preservation II

One of the most ancient food preparation techniques is drying. It may have been the very first thing man learned to do to his food other than eat it. With a little help from nutritional anthropologist Deb Duchon Alton explores the probable history of dried meat. Then he explains what cuts of meat yield quality jerky and how to get from a juicy cut of meat to a chewy strip of dried meat without inviting bacteria to the party or inadvertently cooking the meat. His marinade recipe includes liquid smoke, available in stores – or cooks may follow Alton’s directions for making their own. A side trip to see W discusses various gadgets marketed to help the home cook dry meat. Alton turns a flank steak into Beef Jerky and also shares a Jerky Tomato Sauce recipe.


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Episode Info


Episode number: 9x3
Production Number: EA0901
Airdate: Wednesday June 29th, 2005

Writer: Alton Brown


Guest Stars
Deb DuchonDeb Duchon
As Nutritional Anthropologist
Recurring

Uncredited
Vickie EngVickie Eng
As W
Recurring

Recap

Several motorcyclists have gathered to swap snacks. One has a melted and ruined candy bar. Another has granola, but his wife has him on a diet and he’s not willing to trade. A third has been carrying an egg salad sandwich since early that morning, evidently oblivious to “The Zone” of spoilage. Another cyclist dismisses that sandwich as little better than toxic waste. They begin to trade around their inadequate refreshments when Alton rides up to offer them delicious beef jerky! It’s carb free and has just two grams of fat per serving. It’s the perfect marriage of protein, flavor and chewiness. Naturally preserved, it can survive for years outside of the refrigerator...

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Episode Notes
Cards
  • Biltong is a dried & smoked meat of Southern Africa.
  • If you’ve got access to game, venison round makes excellent jerky.
  • If possible use cellulose rather than fiberglass based filters.
  • Egyptian tribes were drying fish & poultry as early as 12,000 B.C.

The food network site titles this episode 'Urban Preservation II: The Jerky' so that is how it appears in online schedules. But the episode's title card reads simply 'Urban Preservation II.'

Locations: Harry's Farmers Market in Marietta, Georgia, a desert, an arctic wasteland and a campsite somewhere in a forest.



Episode Quotes
Alton: (about beef jerky) What you got here, kids, is the perfect marriage of protein, flavor, and good old-fashioned chewiness. And, it’s naturally preserved.

First Rider: Who was that masked rider?
Second Rider: We’ll probably never know…
Third Rider: Well, that’s a shame. ‘Cause this jerky sure is… (Good Eats theme plays)

Alton: We could dry this meat out intact, but odds are very good it would take so long to actually dry that it would spoil first. Besides, it would be kind of hard to eat that way. We can get around both of these problems by increasing the surface to mass area of the meat – that is, cut it in strips.

Alton: I do all my marinating – at least, all that I can – in zip top bags, because it allows more contact between the marinade and the food. You just have to make sure you get as much air out as possible.

(Alton stumbles into a tent in the desert where he sees W dressed in an I Dream of Jeannie costume)
Alton: Look! There’s a deserted desert damsel in distress!
W: (removing her veil) Who are you calling damsel?!?
Alton: You’re right. Veiled threat would be more appropriate.
W: I certainly hope we’re not here just so that you can fulfill some silly, cheap, pathetic, adolescent Major Nelson fantasy!

Alton: Go ahead. Do the thing. C’mon, do it. You know you want to…
(W, dressed as "Jeannie" crosses her arms and blinks. In a puff of smoke, several dehydrators appear.)
Alton: Sweet! Remind me to talk to you about Ferraris later.

W: That’s the problem. Food dehydrators are like deserts.
Alton: And that’s a bad thing?
W: Yes...
Alton: I’m not following you.
W: Why does that not surprise me? Alright, look. (She pulls aside the tent flap, revealing the desert outside.) You stumble around out there for a few days, you’re not going to dry up and die, you’re going to cook – literally. Since dehydrators can’t move enough air to quickly dry out the food, they have to depend on heat, sometimes up to 140º.
Alton: Ah, but wouldn’t that result in the food in question having a completely different flavor and texture?
W: Bingo!



Cultural References
During the faked game show segment where Alton selects flank steak from the choices, he also receives some “Alligator Wax.” Alligator Wax is likely a take off on Turtle Wax, which was a staple among consolation prizes on such shows as The Price Is Right (US) and Jeopardy! for many years.

Alton refers to unpreserved meat, containing food, low acidity and plenty of moisture, as a “Club Med for every microbe that drifts through the room.” Club Med has become synonymous with a certain sort of all-inclusive, high-end vacation, usually in a lush tropical setting. The original Club Med, created in 1950 by a Frenchman, still exists and offers many different vacations.

I Dream of Jeannie
Alton chances across W who is dressed in the same costume worn by Barbara Eden on I Dream of Jeannie, a show featuring an astronaut who landed on a small and deserted island where he discovered a bottle that contained an imprisoned djinn. When he opened it and freed the creature, he became her master and she became known as “Jeannie.” In addition to the costume, W also “blinks” objects into existence in the same manner Jeannie worked magic, and refers to Major Nelson, the astronaut who found Jeannie in the series.

The ascerbic W makes another appearance; she’s a send-up of Q, the curmudgeonly armorer who builds James Bond’s gadgets. Interestingly, her quick comebacks have more in common with John Cleese’s interpretation of the character than they do with Desmond Llewelyn’s somewhat more humorless Major Boothroyd, although she predates the John Cleese version of the character.



Episode References
One of the bicycle riders refers to the zone. This is the range of temperatures from 40º to 140º where bacteria flourish; Alton mentions it during many episodes as something to avoid.



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