Episode Notes
Cards
- The first Waffle House opened in suburban Atlanta in 1955.
- Cornelius Swarthout patented the waffle iron on August 24, 1869.
- Kidney stew served on waffles is a traditional Sunday feast in Baltimore, Maryland
- The Belgian waffle made its international debut at the 1964 World’s Fair in New York
As Alton cooks “liquid rubber” a subtitle appears: “Professional geek in closed kitchen. Don’t try this at home!” In fact, Bill Bowerman ruined a number of waffle irons perfecting his rubber sole construction.
After the production logo, The Waffler demonstrates a new weapon – a quartered Belgian waffle that he uses like a throwing star. It dislodges a stuffed Alton Brown from a bookshelf, causing The Waffler to grimace.
Episode Quotes
The Waffler: I’m the Waffler! I’m a crusader, battling to save common, everyday, decent folk from the soul stifling power... of mediocre waffles! Oh, sure, you could say that it’s “stealing,” but I would say that I’m not taking anything anyone wants in the first place!
The Waffler: Do yourself a favor and toss out those grim, store-bought grids of yours, because real waffles, perhaps more than any other food on earth, are... (Good Eats theme plays.)
(“Sister” Deb Duchon and Alton are in Paris, discussing waffles.)
Alton: What do you like on yours?
“Sister” Deb Duchon: Oh, I like to put a puree of wild persimmons and sprinkling of wild hickory nuts on it.
Alton: That sounds funny!
(“Sister” Deb smacks Alton with her ruler, causing him to drop his ice cream cone.)
Alton: Oh, le bother!
(Describing an early waffle iron.)
Alton: You heat it over direct heat and then you very carefully move off the bottom part. You add some batter, coupla spoonfuls, then you take this other scorching hot piece of iron, and you... hinge it on like that. There’s a little lock there. Now, I love waffles but I don’t know that I love waffles enough to go through this.
W: We’re just finishing up the lid test, but I can already tell you... (handing Alton a waffle iron) this is the one you want.
Alton: This is the one I want?
W: That’s it.
Alton: What? No charming banter? No witty repartee?
W: My doctor says I have to reduce my stress level, so... no.
Alton: Here now is my all-purpose waffle batter, which is never, ever to be used as a pancake batter, okay? Promise! Say it!!
Alton: (after a few quick folds to mix the wet and dry waffle ingredients) There. Now, just walk away. Just... walk away. Walk away! Move away! NO! Really, I know, it’s got lumps in it, it’s got funny lookin’ little bubbles in it, but trust me, it’ll all work out during a nice five minute rest.
Alton: (concluding his lecture cooking sprays, he sprays a “recommended serving” into the air) All the same, I really can’t thing of much bad to say about the stuff. (He turns to leave and his feet go out from under him. From off camera, he concludes...) Alright, maybe one thing...
The Waffler: I’m The Waffler! See you next time on... Good Eats! Hahahahahaha!
Cultural References
The episode title spoofs a short lived Michael Moore television series
The Awful Truth. In each episode, Moore, an avowed liberal, gored various oxen ranging from conservative thought to large corporations. Moore made two dozen episodes of which nineteen aired.
One of The Waffler’s victims planned to enjoy some Weggos frozen waffles with his crossword puzzle. The brand name Weggos spoofs the most famous frozen waffle, Eggos.
We know Alton and Deb Duchon are in France (and specifically, Paris) because they stand in the shadow of L’arc de Triomphe which is one the largest triumphal arches still in existence. It stands at the end of the Champs-Élysées and honors those who fought for France in various wars.
Alton uses a Franco-ized version of his catchphrase, “Oh, bother!” in this episode, “Oh, le bother.” French nouns have an attached gender, reflected by an introductory article ‘le’ or ‘la’ (sometimes contracted). Alton’s original catch phrase comes from Winnie the Pooh, a fictional bear created in 1926 by A. A. Milne and presently owned by The Walt Disney Company (for whom the characters earn roughly one billion dollars a year).