(Dan's phone vibrates)
Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket and I really hope it's your phone.
Lillian: Thank for babysitting me. And thank you for being such a good friend.
Rufus: Yeah. It was almost fun.
(After Blair makes out with that a in the bar)
Blair: (holding up the guy's phone) Look what I got! I dare you to call his girlfriend, her name's Amanda.
Jenny: Done and done. (into phone) Hello? Amanda, hi this is Bl-Claire I just had my tongue down your boyfriend's throat and he neglected to tell me you existed until after it was over. Just thought I'd let you know, he's a real catch!
Dan: I don't think Mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) This just in: Truth or Dare has gone into overtime. Looks like no one told Little J you don't beat the Waldorfs at their own game.
Lily: I have a situation here
Rufus: A situation? Your son is with your daughter and my kid. I trust them. Why don't you?
Rufus: Goodbye Lily. Always a pleasure.
Dan: Slight change of plans
Serena: No, no, no. No change of plans. I like this plan of you teaching me the angles.
Dan: I know.
Serena: Remember? Cute girl with total lack of pool skills.
Dan: I remember. So does the table.
(Dan asks for the check)
Serena: Um, actually, I already took care of that earlier.
Serena: Yeah, I, I just charged it on my mom's card. It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.
Dan: You know, I can pay. It's not like I don't have the money.
Serena: Yeah, I'm sure you do. You just shouldn't have to spend it here.
Dan: I don't understand. Did I do something wrong?
Serena: No. Look, I wanted a date with you, just not the date you thought I wanted. It's fine.
Dan: Alright, alright. (as he takes his tie off) Well, then. If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want, then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get. Let's go.
Dan: Yeah. (offers his arm) Mademoiselle?
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy, lighter than air and heading downtown.