Episode Quotes
Dan: The pie has been secured. Thanksgiving no longer needs to be canceled.
(flashback)
Alison: (about Serena) Are you still thinking about your dream girl?
Dan: What?
Jenny: Uh huh.
Dan: No.
Jenny: Uh huh.
Dan: No, no. I was thinking about your stuffing, mom, which looks delicious.
Alison: Yeah.
Jenny: Well, keep dreaming. Maybe one day she'll actually know your name.
Dan: Yeah, maybe. And then I'll have something to be thankful for.
Blair: Mom, he's living in Europe ... with a man. You can't be all that surprised that he wants a divorce.
Serena: Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.
Eric: And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan: And all the time my dad had been giving me advice based on a girl he dated ... a girl "a lot like Serena".
Jenny: Her mom.
Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.
Serena: Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan: No, or who satisfied her.
Serena: That's just --
Serena, Dan, Jenny and Eric: Gross!
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well it wasn't because I like his natural musk.
Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
Serena: Way to prove a point.
Blair: Well, I learned it from the master.
Serena: If you're sleeping with Chuck, I'd say you've become the master.
Alison: Just in time, but I thought you were going to bring pie.
Dan: I did, but it kind of got run over by a taxi because I was trying to help this girl stay out of traffic.
Alison: Ah, well who needs dessert when we've got a real live hero in our midst? (to Jenny) Did you hear that? Your brother just saved a girl.
Jenny: I thought you had to be near a girl for that to happen.
Dan: Not just any girl, the girl.
Jenny: Oh, the blond you stalk at school?
Dan: Just the one.
Alison: A thing for blonds. You are your father's son.
Dan: Not just any blond, apparently I like the ones that get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.
Alison: Well your dad liked them dangerous and troubled too.
Dan: You were dangerous?
Alison: Who said I was talking about me?
Episode Goofs
During the flashback, it is said to be Thanksgiving one year ago, which would make it 2006. However, at the Humphrey's during the flashback, there is a poster for the 2007 film Zodiac.