Episode Quotes
Serena: B., what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.
Penelope: What's Blair doing here?
Elise: I don't know, but this party's kind of weird.
Hazel: Weird? It's time for it's induction into the hall of lame.
Serena: Oh, okay, lets get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households, but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) One may be the loneliest number...but sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.
Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I heard that --
Bart: That's enough, Chuck.
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) Wakey wakey Upper East siders, Spring Break is done and I'm starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or singing in Croatia, give me the deeds.
Cultural References
Episode Title: The Blair Bitch Project
The episode title comes from the 1999 film The Blair Witch Project.
Gossip Girl: (voiceover) Wake up little Jenny! The bitch is back.
"The Bitch is Back" is the title of a song by Elton John.