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Gossip Girl: The Blair Bitch Project

After being bumped from her position as Queen Bee, Blair reluctantly returns to school after being convinced to do so by Serena. Meanwhile, Serena deals with her own problems as she adjusts to living with Chuck, her future step-brother. Elsewhere, Jenny's desire to be one of the popular girls goes to a new extent when she does something illegal to win over her new group of friends.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x14
Production Number: 113
Airdate: Monday April 21st, 2008

Alternate Airdates:

UK (itv2) Jun 26, 2008
NL (Net 5) Jul 29, 2008
Greece Dec 20, 2008


Guest Stars
Amanda SettonAmanda Setton
As Penelope
Connor PaoloConnor Paolo
As Eric van der Woodsen
Dreama WalkerDreama Walker
As Hazel
Emma DemarEmma Demar
As Elise Wells
Nicole FiscellaNicole Fiscella
As Isabel Coates
Robert John BurkeRobert John Burke
As Bart Bass
Zuzanna SzadkowskiZuzanna Szadkowski
As Dorota
Karla MosleyKarla Mosley
As Waitress
Ryan WoodleRyan Woodle
As Delivery Man
Main Cast
Blake LivelyBlake Lively
As Serena van der Woodsen
Leighton MeesterLeighton Meester
As Blair Waldorf
Penn BadgleyPenn Badgley
As Daniel 'Dan' Humphrey
Chace CrawfordChace Crawford
As Nathaniel 'Nate' Archibald
Taylor MomsenTaylor Momsen
As Jenny Humphrey
Ed WestwickEd Westwick
As Charles 'Chuck' Bass
Jessica SzohrJessica Szohr
As Vanessa Abrams
Kelly RutherfordKelly Rutherford
As Lillian 'Lily' Humphrey
Matthew SettleMatthew Settle
As Rufus Humphrey
Kristen BellKristen Bell
voiced Gossip Girl
Episode Notes
Jessica Szohr (Vanessa) has now been added as a main cast member and is featured in the opening credits.

ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
ClassicOn The Run 
Deadly SyndromeEucalyptus 
Henry ManciniMoon River 
The KillsSour Cherry 
Kylie MinogueRippin' up the Disco 
Miss Eighty 6Drive Me Crazy 
Silver MoneyBack Seat Taxi 
The TeenagersFeeling Better 

Episode Quotes
Serena: B., what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.

Penelope: What's Blair doing here?
Elise: I don't know, but this party's kind of weird.
Hazel: Weird? It's time for it's induction into the hall of lame.

Serena: Oh, okay, lets get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households, but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

Gossip Girl: (voiceover) One may be the loneliest number...but sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.

Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I heard that --
Bart: That's enough, Chuck.

Gossip Girl: (voiceover) Wakey wakey Upper East siders, Spring Break is done and I'm starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or singing in Croatia, give me the deeds.

Cultural References
Episode Title: The Blair Bitch Project

The episode title comes from the 1999 film The Blair Witch Project.

Gossip Girl: (voiceover) Wake up little Jenny! The bitch is back.

"The Bitch is Back" is the title of a song by Elton John.

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