Aboard the interceptor, Hal, Kilowog, and Razer receive a lecture from Appa Ali Apsa about their recent failures, including Aya joining with the Anti-Monitor's body. Hal takes full responsibility for what happened and vows to make it right. However, when he offers to approach Aya, Appa tells them to land to install a new navigational AI, and then return to Oa when they're done. The Guardian vows to end the menace and shuts off the transmission...Read the full recap
Appa Ali Apsa: And then you not only interrupted the disassembly of the interceptor's AI, but stole it from our facilities, allowing it to reassemble itself then let it run it rampant as if it were a living being. So let it be recorded in the Book of Oa that these dark days have been largely brought about by the actions of Honor Guard 2814, also known as Hal Jordan of Earth.
Kilowog: How did he say all that without taking a breath?
Kilowog: This power, why hasn't anyone else looked for it?
Razer: Many have. None returned.
Kilowog: Of course.
Hal: My name's Hal Jordan and I'm a Green Lantern. I am not here to harm you. (gags on stench) We also have gifts of free soaps.
Kilowog: I just wanted to tell you I tried to have a little talk with the kid.
Hal: Yeah, how'd it go?
Kilowog: I couldn't bring it up. He's blaming himself and it wasn't the time to mention, "Oh, and we might have to destroy your girlfriend."
Lanos: Greetings and salutations. I am Lanos: the Lightspeed Astronomical Navigation Operating System. How can I serve you today?
Razer: I will need more information.
Lanos: More information accessing. The Crintel Beast has five brains, two of which are located in its buttocks!
Razer: Lame-o. I understand now. That is hilarious.