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Meet Greg the Bunny, one of many fabricated Americans, or puppets, living in the United States. He's having trouble getting a job, until one day he asks his friend Jimmy Bender, a human, if he can get him a job at 'Sweetknuckle Junction', a kids TV show directed by Jimmy's father. When the job interview turns in to a casting audition and he gets the part, Greg finds himself becoming the newest child star.
Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x1 Production Number: 1AEV01 Airdate: Wednesday March 27th, 2002 |
Episode Quotes
Greg: Fact: There are 3.2 million puppets or as we prefer to be called, Fabricated Americans, currently residing in the United States.
Jimmy: Dude, I hate people a pool-man. It's not like in the movies at all.
Greg: What, no horny housewives?
Greg: What, no horny housewives?
Alison: We need to find the next Elmo if we're going to reach a younger audience.
Gil: Younger audience? We already reach 4 year olds. How young you wanna go? Fetal?
Gil: Younger audience? We already reach 4 year olds. How young you wanna go? Fetal?
Jimmy: I've said a thousand times, I'm sorry!
Greg: (taking a bath in Jimmy's sink) Well, you know what I got to say to that? (farts)
Jimmy: Dude, my dishes are in there.
Greg: (taking a bath in Jimmy's sink) Well, you know what I got to say to that? (farts)
Jimmy: Dude, my dishes are in there.
Alison: Greg is here!
Greg: In the fleece.
Greg: In the fleece.
Tardy: (eating a crayon) Crayons taste like purple.
Rochester: I'm gonna kick up the pretty boy. Yea, lets see how demographically desirable he is with one eye!
Count Blah: Rochester, my friend, don't do it, blah!
Rochester: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Count Blah: Ah, prison rape.
Rochester: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
Count Blah: Ah, prison rape.
Cultural References
Count Blah: Look, don't turn this in to a freakin' Abbott and Costello routine, okay?
Abbott and Costello, of The Abbott and Costello Show, were known for their slap-stick humor during the fifties.
Abbott and Costello, of The Abbott and Costello Show, were known for their slap-stick humor during the fifties.
Alison: We need to find the next Elmo if we're going to reach a younger audience.
Elmo is one of the puppets from Sesame Street, a long running children's show that is referenced many times on Greg the Bunny.
Elmo is one of the puppets from Sesame Street, a long running children's show that is referenced many times on Greg the Bunny.
Greg: Whatcha' talking 'bout, lady?
This line is a famous and popular quote from the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes.
This line is a famous and popular quote from the sitcom Diff'rent Strokes.
Greg: Wow. Not since Vince Lombardi has anyone given such a rousing and inspirational speech.
Vince Lombardi is one of the most famous NFL coaches in history. The Super Bowl trophy is name after him. He lead the Green Bay Packers to five NFL championships and two Super Bowl victories.
Vince Lombardi is one of the most famous NFL coaches in history. The Super Bowl trophy is name after him. He lead the Green Bay Packers to five NFL championships and two Super Bowl victories.
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