Alison: Gil, have you been on a train? It's depressing. No one wants to spend their vacation staring at poor people's backyards.
Alison: I know you all fear change, so from now on any changes will be referred to as enhancements.
Dottie: I got enchancements.
Count Blah: Check out these abs! (rips off shirt) 8 minutes a day for 46 years, blah.
Greg: After you saw Risky Business you had a vision of running a brothel in the basement.
Greg is referring to the film Risky Business (1983), in which Tom Cruise's character turns his parent's house in to a bordello.