Episode Quotes
Addison: I need the day off.
Richard: A day off? For what?
Addison: For drinking. I am feeling the need to do some drinking. Actually, I’m feeling the need to do some crying, but my tear ducts seem to be too proud, so I am going to do some drinking instead.
Richard: What, no laboring moms today?
Addison: No … because I think God knows that I need to do some drinking today.
Richard: Do you want to talk about it Addy, or do you want to be glib a little bit longer?
Addison: Why are you living in your office?
Richard: Marriage is … hard.
Addison: Well, thank goodness. Mine seems to be just about over.
Cristina: His mother rivals my mother and that's saying something. Both of them, dark and evil.
Meredith: I'm miss dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun -- a lot less angry.
Cristina: Next time she even looks at me sideways, I’m telling her what I think. She wants to call me a racist. Yeah, okay? I’ll call her a sexist. Change my career after I’m married. What is this, 1953? If she comes at me, I’m going there.
Meredith: I think you should. I think we should all just go there. You know, tell the truth, spit it out, go with your gut, follow your instincts.
Cristina: I miss philandering whore, Meredith. She was trashy and much less idyllic.
Callie: The panties?
George: Yeah?
Callie: Not mine. The jealousy?
George: Yeah?
Callie: Insanely hot.
Cristina: I told you to guard the door!
Nurse Tyler: I had a code blue.
Cristina: I had parents walk in.
Nurse Tyler: We saved the guy’s life.
Cristina: Whatever, I want my 20 bucks back.
Nurse Tyler: Sorry, I bought everyone coffee to celebrate saving the guy’s life.
(in the stairwell)
Derek: Well, this is a change from the elevator. A little bit more public I like that.
Meredith: You're married. You're married and you said things to me.
Derek: Yes, I said things to you
Meredith: Normally, I would like the things you said to me. Normally, I would even think the bulletin board thing was funny.
Derek: Bulletin board thing? What are you talking about?
Meredith: But you're married. Which makes none of this normal. It makes me a home wrecker and I hate the fact that I'm a home wrecker.
Derek: Meredith. I'm not going to pressure you. Take all the time you need. Just so you have all the information. But my home was wrecked way before you came into the picture. I am just now done trying to rebuild it.
Meredith: You're done.
Derek: I'm done, whatever you decide. I'm ending it with Addison … today.
Meredith: You have said this before.
Derek: I know but this time I mean it. I'm going to come clean just as soon as I see her.
Meredith: You are?
Derek: I am.
Derek: It’s not an affair. I was gonna tell her, Addison, I was gonna tell her today.
Richard: Give her some space, give her some time.
Derek: No. That’s not it. No. I gotta tell her today. When something’s over, it’s just gotta be over. Meredith she’s ... she’s not an affair.
(after Meredith tells them she's going to date both men)
Finn: You bowing out?
Derek: No, you?
Finn: I don’t think so.
Bailey: O’Malley, Yang, prep your patients for surgery. Karev pit, Grey charts. All four of you do not make me regret setting you loose in this hospital. O’Malley, what do I mean by that?
George: You mean check with you before we cut any wires or steal any hearts.
Meredith: (to Cristina) It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty dirty stripper.