Eddie: Who the hell is this bitch?
Kelly Burkhardt: Hey!
Nick: She's my mother.
Eddie: Dude. She told me she was... I mean, isn't she supposed to be, like, not so alive?
Eddie: Dude, I gotta be honest. Your mother scares the crap out of me, man.
Eddie: Yeah, no, totally. I mean, family reunions can be brutal. Our last one, we lost two cousins and a sheep dog.
Eddie: No one missed the cousins, you know.
Kelly Burkhardt: Your great-great-grandmother Hilda with this blade castrated a rotznasig carcaju.
Nick: That's good times.
Nick: Then find her, or things are going to get a little dangerous here for you.
Catherine Schade: Are you threatening me?
Nick: I'm sorry. I must have done it badly. I thought I made myself pretty obvious.