(While playing Monopoly)
Henry: It doesn't make any sense, why would a hat buy a house?
Sean: Why would a wheelbarrel go to jail?
Sean: How's Brian?
Lena: He's cheating on me.
Sean: Oh... how's your sister?
Lena: ...he's sleeping with my sister.
Sean: Oh... wow... You look great.
Eddie: Lena... is she the one with the fat sister or is she the fat sister?
Margo: I'm allergic to clams. I'll die.
Eddie: No, they're really good! Try them.
Jimmy: Henry, where are the dice?
Henry: They're somewhere on my body
Jimmy: That is just not sanitary