(After Sean finds pot in Lily's room)
Lily: That's not mine.
Sean: That's the best you can do? 'That's not mine'?
Lily: It's the truth. It's not.
Sean: Then whose is it?
Man: Don't you know anything about football?
Jimmy: I know it's played by a bunch of muscleheads who can't count their toes.
Dan O'Keefe: Hey! I used to play football.
Henry: Well then take off your shoes and we'll give you a hand.
Sean: What about all those times I told you not to use drugs?
Lily: I didn't know it was because you didn't want me to use yours.
Sean: Well, why have you kept your bridesmaid dresses all these years? You're never gonna wear them.
Claudia: They're expensive!
Sean: So is pot!
Claudia: Yeah, but I'm not afraid the kids are gonna find them.
Sean: Oh, I think you're forgetting something...
Henry: (jumping on the bed with a bridesmaid dress and lipstick on) I'm a lady!
Jimmy: (narrating the game) Oh my god! They've torn his arm off! ...Now they're hitting him with it! HOW CAN THAT NOT BE A PENALTY?