Claudia: You know what happens in level 17? You can replace your arms with flamethrowers, then cook people and eat them.
Sean: How do you know that?
Claudia: ...because I can't stop playing it.
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Claudia: This video game changes your outlook on life. I find myself driving down the street and wondering how many points I get for hitting the FedEX guy.
Brad: 50.
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Lily: (looking for her manual) I thought maybe you put it somewhere...
Sean: Why would I put it somewhere?
Lily: I don't know why you do things!
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Sean: Henry! You do not need to dress up in women's clothes!
Henry: It makes me feel pretty!
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(referring to the video game Jimmy and Henry are playing)
Jimmy: That's the pizza guy.
Claudia: Why is he lying in a pool of blood?
Jimmy: Oh, cuz I needed his bike.
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(During Lily's Driving Lesson)
Sean: NO! You got to turn your head and look before you pull out!
Lily: (irritated) I know.
Sean: Well, you didn't do it!
Lily: (angry) I know!
Sean: SO DO IT!
Lily: (screaming) I KNOW!
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(Playing the board game "Sorry!")
Lily: 1...2...3... (Sends Sean back, bitterly) Sorry!
Sean: You're not sorry...
Lily: Oh, yes I am.
Sean: No, you're not. You're not even trying to win! You're just trying to screw me over!
Lily: (flips the game off table) WELL, YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE!
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Video Store Clerk: We're a video rental store. That's how we make money . . . video rentals.
Claudia: (angry) If all you care about is making money, why don't you just sell crack?
Video Store Clerk: Well, we'd have to change the sign.
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Eddie: (about Lily) She came to me all distressed! I couldn't just turn her away.
Sean: Well, why not?
Eddie: I don't know... it didn't occur to me.
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