Claudia: So, you and all your friends were just sitting around, laughing at how stupid I am?
Sean: No! They weren't my friends! I don't even know those guys.
Claudia: (sarcastically) Oh, that makes me feel better...
Henry: Orphans are cool! They eat porridge and dance in the street!
Sean: (yelling at Lily) Well, fine, then! It's dark out! Cling to the shadows! Just get those women some PRINGLES!
(The women at the party want to know what Sean did to make Claudia leave)
Lily: My dad said she was dumb and couldn't be a model and then he said I was ugly and could only go out at night.
Sean: You are taking that WAY out of context, young lady!
(The women stare at Sean in shock)
Eddie: ...he's really good with the boys.
Photographer: (trying to get Lily to smile) Picture the principal without pants on!
Lily: The principal's a nun!
Photographer: Okay, don't do that.
(Lily is burning her yearbook picture)
Eddie: What are you smokin'?
Lily: My yearbook picture.
Eddie: Let me see. (takes picture and starts to light it)
Lily: What are you doing?
Eddie: Burning it.
Lily: You're supposed to tell me it's not that bad!
Eddie: You know how bad it is.