Robbie: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.
Miley: Dad, that is the...smartest thing you've ever said.
Robbie: You know what they say, every now and then even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.
Lilly: And that is the weirdest.
(Oliver is on top of Hannah's limo peeking through the sunroof.)
Miley: I was trying not to hurt your feelings, it's just that I'm not interested. Okay?
Oliver: (Disappointed) Okay. I get it.
Robbie: Now get down of the roof, son, before you dent it. This is a rental.
Lilly: And her jet-set friend Ms. Lola LaFonda.
Hannah: Lola LaFonda?
Lilly: If people know I'm Lilly, it's only a short jump to Miley.
(Oliver has just thrown flowers inside Hannah's limo after his hand is kissed, not by Hannah but by Lilly's dog)
Hannah: (to the dog) Thor, why'd you have to be such a good kisser?
Oliver: (Sees Hannah chewing gum, of which he has a phobia) I've surfed your websites and none said you were a... chewer.