Wade: (singing) In the Big Rock Candy Mountain the cops have wooden legs. The bulldogs all have rubber teeth, and the something-something eggs...
Zoe: What are you doing?
Wade: It's called painting, maybe you've seen it on one of your HGTV channels?
Zoe: Who paints half-dressed? Would you cover up?
Wade: You're one to talk, lying around in the skimpy little t-shirt when you know I'm coming over to paint. I'm just saying, if I didn't know any better I'd think you're trying to lure me into bed even though I told you I'm through with all that. And I won't be changing my mind any time soon.
Zoe: (throws a pillow at Wade)
Zoe: I wrote that I am a thriving and beloved G.P. in a small town where everyday brings a new medical adventure and I'm changing lives and healing the world by reinventing healthcare in Bluebell, Alabama...I may have exaggerated a little.
Lavon: Well, good news is you still have a day.
Zoe: 24 hours to reinvent health care and change the world. Piece of cake.
George: Dr. Breeland.
Brick: Well, well, well. George.
George: Listen, I was hoping to talk to Lemon. So...may I come in?
Brick: Well let's see. The last time you were in this house you broke my daughters heart, you humiliated my family, so you can understand my hesitation.
Zoe: You have to be prepared for anything to walk through that door. Hunting injuries, tropical diseases, compound fractures, you name it!
Tom: Dr. Hart, medical emergency!
Zoe: Here we go! It's going to be okay, Tom. Let's get you into procedure room two.
Tom: What...I don't...
Zoe: Nevermind, what's the emergency?
Tom: My arm, it's all read and itchy.
Martin: So, it's a rash.
Zoe: Well, it could be any number of poisonous...
Tom: No, it's a rash, he's right.
Wade: (slaps Earl) Hey Earl.
Earl: Is it the end of times? You brought your girlfriend with you!
Zoe: Excuse me?
Wade: Woah, no, no. She is not my girlfriend, no way.
Earl: Paintin' your girlfriends house? That's sweet.
Wade: (to Zoe) He's a drunk! Okay?
Earl: I may be a drunk but I'm not deaf. He talks. Blah, blah, blah, Zoe. Blah, blah, blah, Zoe. Blah, blah, blah, Zoe. Zoe, Zoe, Zoe...
Wade: You know what Earl, maybe she's right okay? You got leprosy of the brain, alright? Let's go.
Earl: Where ya going?
Wade: We got an armadillo to catch.
Earl: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
If It Makes You Happy
'If It Makes You Happy' is the title of a song by American country music singer Sheryl Crow
HGTV: Wade tells Zoe that he is painting, and that she might recognize it from one of her HGTV shows.
HGTV is a home and garden television channel.
Zoe tells Lavon that Wade thinks he is some sort of 'Blake Shelton' when he comes over to paint in the morning and sings.
is an American country music singer and television personality.
Harry McClintock: When Wade is painting in Zoe's room he is singing 'The Big Rock Candy Mountain.'
'The Big Rock Candy Mountain' is a song by American singer and poet Harry McClintock.
Outbreak: Tom asks Zoe if his rash is similar to the one caused by the monkey from 'Outbreak.'
'Outbreak' is a film from 1995 in which a monkey spreads a disease that causes an epidemic.
Hindenburg: George compares his first date to the disaster of the Hindenburg when talking to Zoe.
The Hindenburg disaster took place on Thursday, May 6, 1937, when German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed.
Halo: Zoe brings over the video game Halo to play with Wade at the end of the episode.
Halo is a science fiction video game franchise.