Wade: I just don't see what the problem is.
Zoe: I am tired of faking it, I'm not good at it.
Wade: Yeah, I know. Every time you try you get that goofy little smile on your face.
Zoe: Oh, shut up.
George: Hey, man. I'm just bringing back your fishing gear. I am going for a jog in a little bit, you want to tag along?
Wade: I'm feeling really beat right now, so I'll probably pass.
George: Getting soft in your old age, huh? Getting soft or something?
Rev. Peter Mayfair: Wade Kinsella, you are the answer to my prayers. Can't believe I finally found ya.
Wade: Well, it shouldn't be that hard Reverend. I'm always here. What can I do for you and the big guy?
Zoe: No, no, no, no.
Lemon: Hey, you said you would listen to me and you didn't even let me finish.
Zoe: Because when you finish, I know I am going to say no, so I figured I would get it over with. This sounds like a scheme, and I --
Lemon: This is not a scheme, alright? It is the right thing to do. We can't tell Lavon until we have all the right information.
Zoe: You keep saying "we" but I am not --
Lemon: I need you. As a doctor you are in a unique position, people open up to you. I'll point the guy out and you are going to go talk to him. Tell him that there is an outbreak of Ebola or Legionnaires Disease, or whatever, and that all out of towners have to be checked. And then, while examining him, you get him to confirm whether or not he is Ruby Jeffries secret lover.
Zoe: In your head, what would qualify as a scheme?
Rev. Peter Mayfair: Welcome to the wilderness, Eagle Rangers! Now take a deep breath. That's the fresh air of nature's playground, and it's all ours for the next 24 hours. Anything you want to add?
Wade: Uhh... try not to get killed by snakes.
Rev. Peter Mayfair: Okay... words of wisdom.
George: Okay, I've been thinking of a good way to say this. I think sometimes it's just best to come right out with it.
Wade: Uhh, not always.
George: Would you mind if I were to ask Tansy out?
Wade: As in, my ex-wife, Tansy?
Achy Breaky Hearts
Achy Breaky Hearts is an allusion to the country song 'Achy Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray Cyrus
Lemon tells AnnaBeth that they need to be like Martha Stewart when it comes to building their catering business.
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Jay Leno & Bob Costas:
Connor tells Wade that he could do impressions to warn him if George is coming. He says he can do Jay Leno or Bob Costas
is an American late night television host.
is an American sportscaster.