Wade: Meatball's lyrics may seem very simple at first, but, like an onion they are very layered underneath.
Tansy: She's not my favourite person. Or my second, or my third...she's really right at the bottom of my list. But I feel bad for Zoe right now. You know, musicians are like the sexiest drug in the world.
George: Well, you know that your current boyfriend has some musical chops of his own?
Tansy: Oh, I know! I saw the photo of you in your high school production of South Pacific.
George: No, I happen to have played with Wade at Bluebell-A-Palooza. Undergarments were thrown in my direction.
Zoe: So, I have gone over it in my head, and our only option is to kidnap Meatball. Keep him somewhere isolated, yet comfortable, until Battle of the Bands is over.
George: Okay, I didn't like it but Tansy seemed to really love it so --
Zoe: Okay, Mind Face is never going to win a contest based on the audience's votes, 'cause Meatball's voice sounds like a werewolf stuck in a garbage disposal. And "Mind Face", what does that even mean? Does it mean, like, the melding of the mind and the face?
George: I thought it meant, like, "mind the face, you gotta watch the face." Mind Face! No, it's a confounding name.
Tom: Lavon, that was so romantic. I always knew I wanted to marry Wanda, but looking into her eyes and saying those words made me realize I want to marry her now.
Lavon: Good luck with that, I hope it works out for you.
Tom: What? No. You have to help me plan it.
Lavon: Tom, Wanda loves you. Just get down on one knee and ask her to marry you.
Tom: One knee won't cut it, Wanda makes me feel big, epic things. I know, I'm a Hallmark card, I can't help it.
Wade: What was that about?
Zoe: Okay, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you this before but I was trying to protect your feelings. You're not going to want to hear this, but I don't think Meatball is great. I think that he stinks. Sometimes literally, mostly vocally.
'The Gambler' is the title of a song originally sung by Kenny Rogers
South Pacific: Tansy tells George that she saw a picture of him from high school when he starred in 'South Pacific.'
'South Pacific' is a Broadway musical based on James A. Michener's Pulitzer Prize-winning 1947 book 'Tales of the South Pacific.'
Susie asks Wade to sign his set list for her, because it might be "worth a small fortune someday on that 'Antiques Roadshow' program."
' is a series in which antique appraisers travel to different towns to appraise items brought in by every day people.
Avatar: Tom tells Lavon he wants to use Ewoks and Avatars in his proposal to Wanda.
'Avatars' are what the humans use to interact with the alien life forms in the film 'Avatar.'
Star Wars: Tom tells Lavon he wants to use Ewoks and Avatars in his proposal to Wanda.
Ewoks are a creature from the 'Star Wars' universe.
Lemon tells Magnolia that she only chooses dresses that look like they would belong on Rihanna's back-up dancers.
' is a pop music singer, songwriter and performer.
Wade tells Zoe that she was the one who thought "Waylon Jennings was a band comprised of brothers named Jennings who like to wail."
was an American country music singer, songwriter, and musician.
Lemon tells Walt that she wants to go see 'Doctor Zhivago' in Mobile.
'Doctor Zhivago' is a film from 1965 starring Omar Sharif
and Julie Christie
The Philadelphia Story:
Lemon tells Walt that she wants to go see 'The Philadelphia Story' in Mobile.
'The Philadelphia Story' is a film from 1940 starring Cary Grant
and Katharine Hepburn
Lemon tells Walt that Dash Dewitt is doing his own stage version of 'Funny Girl.'
'Funny Girl' is a film from 1968 starring Barbra Streisand
and Omar Sharif
Wade suggests they cover 'Ring of Fire' first for Battle of the Bands.
'Ring of Fire' is a famous country music song by Johnny Cash
One of the songs Wade suggests to cover is 'Ramblin' Man' for Battle of the Bands.
'Ramblin' Man' is the title of a song originally sung by country music artist Hank Williams
Season 2, Episode 14:
Lavon and AnnaBeth are having a hard time talking to each other after AnnaBeth broke up with him at the end of 2x14 "Take Me Home, Country Roads
Season 2, Episode 2:
George tells Tansy that he played with Wade at Bluebell-A-Palooza. In 2x02 "Always On My Mind
" George filled in for Lilly Anne Longergan at Rose's music festival.
Season 2, Episode 10:
Tom tells Lavon that his proposal at Christmas was perfect. In 2x "Blue Christmas
" Lavon propsed to his girlfriend Ruby.
Season 2, Episode 13:
Wade tells Zoe he is not going to call Lilly Anne because she made a pass at him last time. In 2x13 "Lovesick Blues
" Lilly Anne tried to sleep with Wade after they played a show together.