Zoe: Hey, have you guys seen Wade? He's not at his place, he's not at Lavon's.
George: Seen Wade? Have we...today...no...
Zoe: Well, he didn't come home last night and he hasn't called. He could be in a ditch somewhere! I put so much pressure on him to win that contest and then I didn't make it to see his band play and I think he's mad. Where is he?
Tansy: He's probably just at Meatball's nursing his wounds.
Zoe: Yeah, that's probably it. Are you going to eat those pancakes?
Zoe: How about your waffle?
George: Have them, have all of them, for no reason. I was done with those.
Zoe: Thanks, cause I get hungry you know when I'm worried. Don't look at me!
Lemon: Cricket, why on God's green earth would I want to see a two-bit charlatan who takes my money, messes with my head and works out of a tent?
Cricket: Well, because this is the first Bluebell wedding since your own calamity. All eyes will be on you, and in recent weeks you've lost your business, your best friend, and your dentist boyfriend. Besides, she's moved from a tent to the mini-mall!
Zoe: Tom, what are you doing here?
Tom: Well, I was getting ready to practice our wedding dance, but then Wanda postponed the wedding. Said it was doctors orders, so, thank you doctor.
Zoe: Umm, I should probably...go...deal with this.
Tom: As my best man I was hoping you might offer me some guidance about tomorrow night. You know, me and Wanda's wedding night? Because I'm--
Wade: No. No, god no.
Tom: I want to, uhh, please Wanda. Be my sex Yoda?
Wade: No. No I won't be your sex Yoda. Just rent a Ryan Gosling movie, alright? Do what he does.
Tom: Okay, he does make the ladies crazy.
Wade: Oh he sure does.
Dale: You are just as beautiful as you were in second grade. Tell me, do you still eat paste?
Lemon: Umm, I only ate paste that one time. Lory Oberman dared me to, so...
Dale: Well that was an important moment for me as a devoted paste eater.
Wanda: I think Tansy just punched Wade.
Tom: Oh I'm sorry, are there other people here? I didn't notice.
Where I Lead Me
'Where I Lead Me' is the title of a song originally sung by American singer-songwriter Townes Van Zandt
Wade tells Tom to rent a Ryan Gosling movie to prepare himself for his wedding night.
is an actor that has starred in popular romantic films such as 'The Notebook.'
Lavon tells George that he "was like Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men meets Tom Cruise in The Firm.'
is an American actor.
Lord of the Rings:
Tom and Wanda have a 'Star Wars' themed wedding.
'Lord of the Rings' is a novel written by J. R. R. Tolkein
George tells Lavon that he feels like 'Rocky' and suggests running the steps at the courthouse.
'Rocky' is a film from 1976 starring Sylvester Stallone
Season 2, Episode 15:
Tom and Wanda got engaged in 2x15 "The Gambler
" during a flash mob.
Season 2, Episode 15:
Wade left the bar with a girl at the end of 2x15 "The Gambler
" after losing the Battle of the Bands.
Season 1, Episode 22:
Cricket says that they have not had a wedding in Bluebell since Lemon's. In 1x22 "The Big Day
" Lemon and George were supposed to get married but George called it off.
Season 2, Episode 3:
Wanda asks Zoe if she is going to quarantine her like she did to Tom. In 2x03 "If It Makes You Happy
" Zoe thought Tom had leprosy and put him under quarantine.
Season 1, Episode 7:
Tansy says that last time George and Todd Gainey crossed paths George was shot with a crossbow. In 1x07 "The Crush & The Crossbow
" George was accidentally shot in the leg with a crossbow while confronting Tansy's ex-boyfriend.