Lemon: And what is a hairy eyeball?
George: It's that look you're giving Crickett right now. What gives, Lemon?
Lemon: I quit the Belles so she had me blacklisted. From the Junior League Halloween masquerade party!
Wade: It's a crime against humanity.
Lemon: Look, I have to get into that party or I will have no hope of dating a decent man in this state.
George: Alright, fine. I'm going, you can be my plus one.
Wade: Hey, you guys could go as that married couple that never got married. What, that was funny.
Brick: Oh, Dr. Hart. How is that inventory check-list coming?
Zoe: 722 cotton balls, 243 alcohol swabs and 43 lolly pops...oh, actually, 42.
Lemon: Oh, you are so handsome and sweet and understanding.
Brick: Oh god, what do you need?
Lemon: Due to recent missteps, not to be rehashed, my social life is at a code red. The only way to fix it is to call on grandma.
Brick: Absolutely not! Do I need to remind you of the one silver lining in the disaster that was your near wedding day?
Lemon: But she was so humiliated she's refused to set foot in Bluebell since.
Brick: And what a gloriously peaceful 18 months and 14 days it has been.
Zoe: What are you doing?
Joel: What? You said it was important for me to make friends, I am making friends!
Zoe: Yeah, but with Wade? Wade? Why?
Joel: He's cool, he's got a pick-up truck. I've never been in a pick-up truck.
Lemon: I think I'm still trying to prove to everyone that I can succeed on my own two feet. Which is why I had grandma arrange a date with Tanner Hughes...
Lemon: ...and his foamy mouth.
Peter: That makes perfect sense.
Lemon: You must think that I'm a snob. You know what, you're right, I probably am. Well, I don't even like listening to me right now.
Peter: Well I do. And besides, I don't think a snob would run that amazing establishment that I met you at yesterday. I mean, the Rammer Jammer? You know what I really did like about that place? The juke box. The way the music was organized, it wasn't by like song title, or singer, or genre. It was like someone organized it by emotion.
Lemon: That was me. I did that last week. Break up songs, I miss you songs, I want you songs, I hate you songs, dance with me songs, I need a drink songs. That's pretty much every song worth listening to.
Peter: That's not a snobs juke box.
Wade: Woohoo, we lost him!
George: Damn right I did, 'cause I didn't want to get my brain smashed in by your stupid moron brain. Seriously, Wade. What the hell is wrong with you, man?
Wade: Well, I was waiting for you to slow dance with me. I started getting lonely...
George: Wade, seriously. What's wrong with you? I mean, you're sleeping with married women, you're sleeping with girls who've got boyfriends the size of refrigerators.
Wade: Look, it's not my finest two days, I will admit.
George: You know what I think it is, man? I think you are getting with every unavailable woman you can because the one unavailable girl you want, you can't have.
Wade: Oh, wow. That is, that is deep Dr. Freud, but you're wrong. So, so wrong. Let's go, because I'm sleeping at your place tonight.
George: I should make you sleep in the truck, that's what I should do.
Help Me Make It Through the Night
'Help Me Make It Through the Night' is the title of a song by country music artist Kris Kristofferson
Dash is performing his own one man version of 'Frankenstein' in Bluebell.
'Frankenstein' is based on a novel from 1818 by Mary Shelley
When Zoe makes a joke about the Halloween patients Brick says "Oh, thank you Jerry Seinfeld."
is an American comedian, actor, writer and producer.
Titanic: Lemon's grandmother tells her that her social life is like the Titanic.
'Titanic' was a British passenger liner that hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 and sunk.
Zoe tells AnnaBeth that she can get Lavon ticket's for the Beyoncé show so that he is distracted.
is an American singer, songwriter and actress.
Game of Thrones:
Lavon and Joel bond over their love of 'Game of Thrones' after guessing the answer at the same time in a game.
'Game of Thrones
' is an American fantasy drama television series airing on HBO.
Lavon's special surprise
At the end of the episode Wade calls Joel "Shakespeare" when they are on their way out of the Rammer Jammer.
was an English poet and playwright.