Hey Boy: You have good vacation?
Paladin: Too good, Hey Boy. All play and no work makes Paladin a poor boy.
Hey Boy: Mr. Wilde very famous?
Paladin: He's a famous Englishman; celebrated for his wise and witty sayings.
Hey Boy: Eh, like what?
Paladin: Well, for example, he once said "There are only two tragedies in this world. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Hey Boy: Confucius also say that.
Oscar Wilde: Murder's such a messy business. One should never do anything which he cannot discuss after dinner.