Recap
At the Carlton, Hey Boy has Paladin participate in a ceremony with a Chinese elder. Afterward, Hey Boy reminds Paladin he was looking at a newspaper article about the Monster of Moon Ridge, which bewitched a local girl and left large tracks. Paladin prepares to leave, but not before Hey Boy gives him a dragon's tooth as a charm against evil. Paladin admits that in the U.S., they use reason and science, but thanks him for the gift...
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Episode Quotes
Hey Boy: (warning against the "monster") Oh, do not go there, Mr. Paladin!
Paladin: Well, now, what's this? Uh. Fossil bones.
Hey Boy: No, dragon's tooth. Very powerful protection.
Paladin: Hey Boy, your new country has a much stronger potion for driving off evil. Equal parts reason and daylight. But, thank you for the thought behind it.
Jake: I tell you, I saw it. Half man, half bear.
Paladin: Any werewolves? Vampire bats? Unused broomsticks? I hate to hear just half a story.
Lundsy: Even the injuns don't want it. They call it shadow country, spirit land. Well, you know how injuns are. Ignorant, not like us.
Paladin: You know, until a few moments ago, I was feeling very superior to a Chinese friend of mine. I forgot that he came by his superstitions honestly. He learned them from the cradle. I can't find any such excuse for you.
Paladin: My name is Paladin.
Dan Bella: I've had many small disappointments in my life. But you, I think, will not be one of them.
Paladin: It's no great tragic thing to remain a child. Their's is the best age. Their world is mysterious and wonderful. Half real and half make-believe. Mr. Bella, the world we live in is not always so pleasant.
Paladin: (addressing the "monster") You know, before I was interrupted, I was about to say that I did not believe in witchcraft, sorcery, etc. However...if you have any contrary thoughts on the subject....
Paladin: Since you and I are chained here with nothing better to do, shall we try again? Now, you look to me like an intelligent bear. As far as bears go, quite satisfactory. But as a devil, or an apparition, you know, I suspect you're something of a fraud.
Maria: Do you want some hot stew?
Paladin: Well, how's it brewed? Fillet of snake and frog's toes? Seasoned with an incantation?
Maria: Why talk?
Dan: Why not?
Maria: There's always some man somewhere who won't be scared off, like (Paladin). Materialize an apparition on a broomstick in front of him, and he'll ask it to sweep the floor.
Paladin: Well... ignorant and prejudiced people like to be deceived, and I think they deserve it when they are. Why confuse them with the truth?