Paladin: Hanna, I have never killed a woman of your magnificent proportions and dignity, but put the shotgun down.
Paladin: Well, one thing about you, Billy Joe, you do have an unquenchable sense of humor.
Billy Joe: Yeah, they say the grin widens as the rope stretches.
Billy Joe: I think there's nothing worse than clapboard-and-canvas saloon people. But they're my kind, Paladin. Maybe that's why I hate them.