Episode Quotes
Audrey: Is this about the Troubles?
Duke: Buddha says all good things come to those who wait.
Audrey: Yeah, does Buddha also say, "Drink, smuggle, and always look out for Number One"?
Duke: I'm a reformed Buddhist.
Duke: Are you crying?
Audrey: No.
Duke: Crying will not be tolerated today.
Audrey: Shut up! I am so armed.
Audrey: I was worried about you after Jessie.
Nathan: Oh, I'm fine, I'm good. Drink Jack out of the bottle, listen to Patsy Cline, you know. It's a man thing.
Vince: Hey, if they still have bunk beds, I get dibs on the bottom.
David: No fair. You always call dibs.
Vince: That's 'cause I'm older. But I'm faster.
David: And you're short.
Audrey: My favorite singer is Ray Charles.
Chief Wournos: Ray Charles?
Audrey: Okay, fine, I lied, it's Justin Timberlake.
Eleanor Carr: You're not gonna die. Stop talking like that. We're with you.
Julia Carr: No offense, Mom, but that's not real comforting. For all I know, right now you could be a hell beast form the seventh circle, waiting for me to turn my back so you can rip off my face and wear it around town like it's a Halloween mask.
Audrey: Hey, why didn't you pick Nathan for your team?
Chief Wournos: Well, I thought the ladies needed a little protection.
Audrey: That and you couldn't stand to talk to your son for more than five minutes?
Chief Wournos: Well, okay, that too.
Chief Wournos: Nice job there, Parker.
Audrey: Wow, is that a compliment? You think it would, you know, kill you to lay one of those on Nathan every once in a while?
Chief Wournos: The Troubles are back. Getting all warm and fuzzy with Nathan is not exactly going to do him any favors.
Audrey: He's pretty tough.
Chief Wournos: He's going to have to be tough as nails in order to deal with that on his own. Otherwise, it'll eat him alive.
Audrey: Still, that doesn't mean you can't be friendly.
Chief Wournos: Now, friendship, that's a burden. I don't want to be a burden.
Duke: I'm going to go last.
Nathan: Huh? Why does he get to go last?
Duke: Because he... has the axe.
Chief Wournos: Look, I tied my son to a chair. Accused him of being a murderer. I'm sick of letting this thing play with my head.
Eleanor: Well, if we crucified ourselves every time we screwed up as parents, there's be no more parents in the world.
Chief Wournos: I could have actually killed him.
Eleanor: Garland, I dropped Julia on her head when she was six months old. Twice.
Chief Wournos: Well, thanks.
(to Nathan)
Audrey: Are you crying? 'Cause crying will not be tolerated.
Nathan: What's your middle name?
Audrey: My middle name? Really? It's Prudence. Self-inflicted at my confirmation. And yours?
Nathan: Thaddeus.
Audrey: Thaddeus. Thaddeus.
Nathan: Inflicted by the Chief.
Audrey: He is a bad man.
Chief Wournos: I'm proud of you. When it all hit the fan, you didn't flinch. You had to shoot your own partner. You know, part of me thinks you kind of grew up a little bit today.
Nathan: You don't know me at all, do you?
Chief Wournos: Just trying to give you a compliment, son. Take a compliment when...
Nathan: Think I can grow up, be like you? I'm not like you, okay? I don't want to be like you.