Audrey: Do we really have a skeleton inside a wrecked boat? Is there gonna be an eye patch or a dead parrot?
Nathan: That's life on a seaside police force. What? Do you miss the FBI already?
Audrey: No. Just hope we get a treasure chest.

Nathan: Yeah, James was our coach one year when he was 16. He was good to me. Even though I had a lousy throwing arm.
Audrey: "Had"? Yeah, I've seen you throw.
Nathan: Funny.

Duke: I didn't steal anything.
Nathan: No? They just want to kill you for no reason?
Duke: They think they have a reason, but they're wrong.
Nathan: Five minutes with you and the Pope would find a reason.

Nathan: Do you remember third grade?
Duke: I remember that you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.
Nathan: Spring. You waited inside for me with a bunch of your friends after gym class. You're all smiling, congratulating me...
Duke: Do we have to do this right now?
Nathan: Yep.
Duke: Okay, I... I told you that Carla Rose had a crush on you.
Nathan: I felt like I won the lottery.
Duke: Nathan, that was 25 years ago.
Nathan: You all slapped me on the back, remember that? "Go talk to her, talk to her." I walked down the hall, and I got up to her, and I felt like my heart was beating out of my chest. I finally opened my mouth enough to tell her that I liked her too...
Duke: She screamed.
Nathan: Screamed because there was blood dripping down my back. From?
Duke: The tacks that we stuck in it.
Nathan: When you were "congratulating" me. You had a pool going on how many you guys could stick in my back before I noticed.
Duke: 16.
Nathan: 16.
Duke: Nathan, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have even talked to her.
Nathan: I didn't talk to another girl for two years after that.
Duke: I was eight years old!
Nate: Uh... so was I.
Duke: So what?
Nathan: So what.
Duke: You think I should die for that?
Nathan: Huh.

Stoney: So you're here to buy Duke another life?
Nathan: You make that sound like a bad idea.
Stoney: Well, I have a better one. Like we split what's in the bag, Duke dies, and we're all better of.
Nathan: You have no idea how tempting that sounds.

Nathan: You know, uh, Haven PD doesn't have a special agent.
Duke: Oh, come on now. You can't tell me that wasn't special.

Duke: You know, there is a world of opportunity out there if you just got over this law and order fetish.
Nathan: You couldn't take the competition.