The episode begins with the excerpts (clippings) from Savannah Walker’s show, where the host Savannah Walker arrives at a crime scene with the Five O team. Steve does not allow the crew to get close to the scene. The camera zooms in on a dead body. Next, at the public screening, Savannah Walker tells her audience that she got permission from the Governor to hang out with the elite task force, Five O and also go behind the scenes for a ride along. She says that this is going to be unlike her other shows and that it going to be scary, graphic, unscripted and unedited. The crowd applauds and the crew plays the tape. ..Read the full recap
Savannah: Dr Bergman... I'm...
Max: (In a happy gleeful way very excited) Oh... Savannah Walker!... I know who you are...
Savannah: You do?
Max: I find your show to be quiet inspiring.
Savannah: (Surprised) Really!?
Max: Yes, I mean... your compelling interviews, your... self improvement segments... your unusual foray into pop culture... it's... it's quiet inspirational.
Savannah: Wow... you're really a fan.
Max: Yes. I mean... I wake up at 5am each morning to catch a live feed from the mainland. I got hooked on your live show during my undergrad years at Arizona State. (gets more excited) And the Christmas segment where you... did the reenactment of uh... the birth of Jesus and the camel kept on licking the baby. Oh my God! YOU HAD ME IN STITCHES! Not literally... but metaphorically...
Savannah: (Surprised and speechless) I mean... as you... has an incredible life sciences program.
Max: Oh it's exceptional. (Goes off-topic) But... it's the party scene that's the reason why I went there. It's off the hook. (leans into Savannah) not many people know this... but uh... in my frat house I was referred to as 'Beerman' instead of 'Bergman'. Ohhhh my God... I can't believe I'm talking to you right now!
Savannah: I'm thrilled to meet you too.
Savannah: Uh... Commander McGarrett can you tell us where we're going?
Steve: (gets serious points to Savannah and the camera crew) Did you sign the personal safety waver? You guys (points to the camera crew) all need to do that alright before you come (also points to Savannah and walks away)
Steve: Make sure they get one...
Savannah safety waver... uh... why... (Danno walks away giggling) wait... wait... wait... what's so funny?
Chin: Better call your insurance agent from the car
Kono: Tell them you want full coverage.
Savannah: Wait... you guys are kidding right? (turns to camera crew) they're kidding right?
Savannah: How... who on the Five-0 team is... on all this high tech wizardry?
Kono: ummm.... That would be me
Savannah: How on earth did you get so tech savvy?
McGarrett runs after the suspect jumps over the deck and jumps in the pool with the suspect.
Savannah: (Surprise laugh) Did he really just do that?
Danno: (not impressed) Welcome to my world
Savannah: Okay, let me get this straight. Is this Detective Williams car? But Commander McGarrett does all the driving?
Steve: It's because I'm a better driver.
Danno: He's a control freak.
Steve: He's got issues with the uh... the truth.
Danno: (laughs) Okay. Why don't you tell her about the remote control thing you've got?
Steve: What remote control thing?
Danno: The thing where you come to my house and you grab the clicker and you gotta be in charge and you gotta pick which TV station we watch...
Steve: Okay. The way I was brought up... It's polite to let the guest choose...
Steve: What you gonna watch on TV. Right?
Danno: Okay fair enough... What about to be the first through every single door? Or having the last word in every conversation? Or picking where I eat lunch every single day? You... why?...
Steve: (pauses) What am I going to do. You're indecisive I can't help it if you're indecisive...
Danno: I'm not indecisive you're a control freak...
Steve: Can't even decide...
(They continue arguing while Savannah turns to the camera next to her to talk)
Savannah: These two fight. But really... They love each other.
(Camera points back to conversation)
Steve: Where do you want to go for lunch today?
Danno: I go where ever ever you want to go.
Steve: Oh, my God! You see... (claps his hands together)
End of conversation....
Kamekona: Ladies and Gentleman. Lunch is served.
Steve: Uh... looks amazing... but listen, big guy. We gotta raincheck this, alright.
Kamekona: Don't worry Flippa can doggy bag that for you. (turns to the camera) All of Kamekona's Shrimp Truck meals travel exceptionally well. And at only $9.99 per plate, easy on the wallet too.
Flippa: Super tasty grinds anyone?
Steve: Hey, hey, hey what are you doing?
Kamekona: (turns to Steve) Product placement, brah. (turns back to the camera) And for today only anyone mentioning the 'Savannah Walker Show'? Gets 50% off.
Steve: (Walks away) Ok.
Flippa: That's half price!
Danno: You know this uh... doesn't actually go on the TV today. It airs another day to honour this thing... you know... on that day as well?
(Kamekona looks at the camera confused the audience watching the show laughs)
(Danno & Kono walks away.)
Kono: (Grabs the lunch they ordered and walks away with it) Thank you.
And then Kamekona turns back to the camera and smiles