Gordon, a fast-talking salesman, discovers that life isn't so easy after his wife leaves him and he is left to raise their newborn son alone with his dim-witted brother.
Gordon believes that Daniel is slow because he isn't being breastfed, so he buys a $300 pair of plastic breasts from a place called Father Knows Breast to help him substitute the real thing.
Gordon discovers that his father-in-law hasn't told his wife that their daughter left Gordon.
Gordon is teamed up with a co-worker for a business deal, but his co-worker is trying to steal the whole thing for himself.
Gordon's boss' wife Heather steals Daniel's Mr. Hoppity. Mr. Hoppity is Daniel's favorite toy and he won't stop crying without it. She doesn't want to give it back because she needs it to complete her collection. Also Jimmy obsesses about never being in any family photos.
Funny things arise when Kelly misleads Gordon's date to believe he's gay.
Gordon has his first date in 8 years and runs into Kelly and her date. In the process they end up ruining each others date.
Gordy helps plan a Las Vegas themed charity event where he hopes Jimmy will lose his shirt and a lot more as the evening's entertainment.
When Kelly needs time off school, Jimmy takes over and becomes a mad housewife after Gordon puts work before their relationship.
Gordon and Jimmy go to Kelly's to try and erase an accidental message that they left on her machine.