Tim: Jill's speech was so boring, I had to check my pulse to make sure I was still breathing.
Al: I find nothing in my relationship boring.
Tim: That's because in your relationship, you are the boring one.
Jill: You think my speech is boring?
Tim: That's not what I said, I said it's sobering.
Jill: Is this how you really feel about me?
Tim: No, this is just what I say about you.
Tim: Where do you go to nag about your wife?
Man #1: Divorce court.