Al: This is guaranteed to work every shingle time.
Tim: Now you know why Al is a shingle man.
Tim: Jill, I think I found some bigger news than my pants.
Tim: Guess what happened today on Tool Time
Brad: The fireman let you put out your own fire?
Jill: How's the crotch?
Randy: Can you say crotch a little louder? I don't think everybody heard you!