Tim: What is the manliest meal a man can fix?
Grant van Hoffman: Chili!
Tim: You got that right.
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(To Jill)
Tim: Maybe you should see a therapist! Oh that's right! You are one!
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(To Tim and Jill)
Gregory: Sorry shaking hands and human contact makes me queasy
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Jill: Oh my gosh, it's Dr. Hanover!
Tim: Sure he's not Dr. Combover?
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Jill: I have to defend my thesis to him!
Brad: Sure he shouldn't have to defend his hair cut to you?
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Gregory: There is nothing more I enjoy than playing chess with my father except maybe a cerebral hemorrhage.
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(Brad asking about Jill's day)
Jill: Well it was going great until I had this conference with a horrible arrogant professor of mine, Dr. Hanover. He's a pompous jackass and what is the deal with men and what do you call them? Their combovers.
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(To Jill on the phone)
Gregory: I think my film sent him in to a catatonic state and I don't mean Arizona.
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Dr. Hanover: Very well put, Jill.
Jill: Thank you Dr. Combover, Hanover!!
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Jill: Wilson!
Wilson: (On the roof trying to find a bug) Come to me my beautiful creature of the night.
Jill: What are you? Drunk?
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