Recaps
3x22: Storage Wars recap: The episode begins with the girls at a garage auction. Victoria meanwhile comes to know form a fan that, one of her embarrassing commercials which was only suppose to telecast in Japan is now also being telecast in the US. The auction begins and Victoria bids $3000 on a painting that looks very much like a Monet. She through acquiring the painting hopes to make people forget about her embarrassing commercial. Later it is discovered that the painting isn’t a Monet. The girls are going through all they have bought at the auction. Later, Elka plays around with a CB radio they have acquired from the auction. She tries getting in touch with some truckers, through the radio. Elka also gives Joy pointers on how she should talk to the truckers...
read more.3x20: The Gateway Friend recap: The episode begins with Melanie, Joy and Victoria returning home after a shot of Botox. Melanie tells Elka that, they would for the next 24 hrs be expressing their emotions by saying them, as their faces are numbed by the Botox. They had to go to Los Angeles for their treatment as that is where their doctor is. Joy tells Elka that their dermatologist Dr. Minton is the best in country. All A-list celebrities go to him, and the girls managed to see him, thanks to a friend of theirs named Courtney, who in this case is the doctor’s receptionist/girlfriend. The girls in return, do various favors for Courtney...
read more.3x13: Tangled Web recap: The scene opens with Elka walking in the kitchen and sees a box of doughnuts. However, Joy tells her that she ate all the doughnuts. Elka is not happy. Barry repeats Elka and she laughs. Joy tells Elka that she was thinking about Kyle and Barry says that Joy is going to die alone. She says that Kyle replied with “maybe it is for the best” when she told him that she couldn’t make it. She is confused and says that she doesn’t know what to write back. Barry says that she is going to mess it up. Elka says that is one bird’s opinion. Melanie comes in the kitchen in men’s clothes and asks them to guess. Elka gets it right when she says that she went to see a guy naked and slept with him. Melanie says that it sounds sluttier with that. She asks how it when with Kyle. Victoria says that Clark broke up with her and in retaliation; she took one of Clark’s Peruvian spiders. She says that when she was milking it, it bit her hand. They feel that it is smooth. She says that she can’t feel a thing. Joy wishes that it could bite her and Victoria says that could happen. Barry says that the spider is loose...
read more.3x12: Lost Loves recap: The scene opens with Victoria giving Melanie and Joy their Valentine’s Day card. They have one for each other. Elka comes in and says that it looks like a cover of “Giving Up” magazine. Joy says that they chose to stay in. They ask who Elka is going out with and she can’t remember his name. She starts to go through the list of men she has been with since breaking up with Roy. She says that nobody compares to her Max though. Melanie says that Valentine’s Day can make anyone very nostalgic. That is why she is wearing her swim parka. She says that she was the hottest girl in a back brace and that she was the person who gave out towels. She stole a swimmer’s jacket that she liked. She tracks down her lost love on Facebook. She suggests that the other ladies do the same and Victoria says that she is going to track down her first ex-husband. Melanie hints to Joy that she track down Kyle and after a little bit, she gives in. They see a picture of a dog for Kyle’s profile picture. Elka says that means that he is a “fatty”...
read more.3x11: I'm With the Band recap: The scene opens with Victoria talking about how Johnny Revere is coming to Cleveland to make amends with his old band mate, Drago. They are going to perform a “We Are the World” type of album called “Cool Aid, A Time To Chill”. She says that she is dating Johnny and that she has an exclusive with him. Later at the house, Melanie comes in asking what Victoria is doing. She tells her that Johnny likes his Martini’s cold and his women hot. Melanie sits down and finds out that David Gates from Bread is going to be there. Elka makes fun of Bread and calls them Elevator Music. Joy says that she is going to the recording studio as well because she wants to be discovered and become a professional singer. Elka says that is not going to happen. Joy says that she is better then Veraina. Melanie says that Veraina has a six octave range. The doorbell rings and Victoria says that she can be herself with him, but she is actually dressed in a school girl outfit...
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