Guest Stars

David Starzyk As Pete Szymborska Recurring	Gary Anthony Williams (1) As Coach Taylor
Mark Indelicato As Zack Adams

Co-Guest Stars

Chelsea Ricketts As Francesca	Connor Diliberto As Romeo
Joel Lambert As Handsome Guy	Michaela Carrozzo As Gina

Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens with Victoria about to put on Crisco on her face. Victoria tells that she is delusional from lack of cosmetics. Joy mentions that they are going to a wine tasting later on and Victoria wonders if the Cleveland paparazzi are going to be there. Joy tells her that he is not going and that Victoria already called him twice. Elka enters dressed in black to which Joy asks if she’s gone Goth. Elka tells that she is going to a funeral. Saddened Joy asks who died. Elka doesn’t know because her friend and her like to crash funerals to meet men. Victoria tells Elka that she has Max to which Elka replies, “I may be tied to the fence but I still can bark at the cars.” Melanie and Pete come downstairs and they kiss. Melanie and Pete are like a young couple and Pete tells that he has to go off to work. Joy tells Victoria and Elka that she can’t wait until the pun stage ends and tells that she needs to get earplugs because she can hear them at night. Victoria tells that she could borrow hers because of an owl that keeps her up. Joy tells that the owl is Melanie and Pete. They laugh and Melanie tells that she can’t go to the wine tasting because she is going hiking. Melanie apologizes for canceling and comments on how Pete pretended to read her Miranda Rights by saying “You have the right to remain adorable”. Elka tells that they are turning against Melanie. ..

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• Creator	Suzanne Martin (1)
• Executive Producer	Sean Hayes (1)  |  Larry W. Jones  |  Keith Cox  |  Lynda Obst  |  Todd Milliner  |  Suzanne Martin (1)
• Co-Executive Producer	Chris Marcil  |  Chuck Ranberg  |  Anne Flett-Giordano  |  Sam Johnson (2)
• Producer	Liz Feldman  |  Bob Heath (1)
• Associate Producer	Bradley Gardner  |  Matthew Conner (1)  |  Jeff Melnick
• Production Designer	Michael Hynes (1)
• Editor	Ronald A. Volk
• Casting	Brett Greenstein  |  Collin Daniel
• Unit Production Manager	Bob Heath (1)
• First Assistant Director	Dennis Capps
• Second Assistant Director	Robyn Linn Willey
• Music	Ron Wasserman  |  Emerson Swinford
• Costume Designer	Lori Eskowitz
• Set Decorator	Melinda Ritz
• Property Master	Melody Miller
• Production Sound Mixer	Jeff Johnson (2)
• Script Supervisor	Kari Hendler
• Production Coordinator	Jim Brooks (1)
• Script Coordinator	Lisa Slopey
• Re-Recording Mixer	Jack Donato  |  Charlie McDaniel, III
• Director of Photography	Gary Howard Baum
• Associate Director	Peter Filsinger
• Costume Supervisor	Ashley Steuer  |  Therese McDonough
• Department Head Hair	Cydney Cornell
• Casting Associate	Sherie Hernandez
• Department Head Make-up	Lori Benson
• Production Staff	Jessica Wood