Recap
The scene opens with Elka in a jail cell. She has a harmonica and sings “Nobody Knows” and she has someone in the jail cell with her. The lady recognizes Elka as being in the Mafia family. They talk for a little bit until an officer takes the lady away. Melanie, Victoria and Joy come and they tell that they are trying to get the money together but it proves harder than normal since Elka yelled at the judge for calling her Elderly. Elka tells that Victoria has thousands of dollars in her accounts. Victoria tells that she couldn’t get a hold of her bank manager since the tornado. She looks at her phone and sees that she has full bars. She gets off the phone and Victoria tells that her business manager has been indicted for tax fraud and all of her assets are frozen. She is poor. Elka tells that she needs to she needs to front up and bug down. She tells that it is prison talk and Joy tells that she has been there for 3 hours. ..
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Episode Quotes
Victoria: My business manager has been indicted on tax fraud. All of my assets are frozen. I've been madoffed!
Joy: I can't believe you're choosing injections of botulism over your best friend. Doesn't that worry you?
Victoria: Well, yes, of course it does. But I figure if I can get to Chicago, then at least I won't look worried.
Victoria: Two of my pals just got out of prison. Oh, my God, I sound white trash already. By this time tomorrow, I'll be listening to skynyrd and wearing a tube top.