Guest Stars

David Starzyk As Pete Szymborska Recurring	John Schneider As Hank Recurring
Wayne Knight As Rick Recurring	Bonnie Franklin As Mrs. Szymborska

Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens with Joy and Victoria in the kitchen talking about how Rick is constantly saying I love you to her and the fact that they have a meeting with the INS Lawyer this afternoon. Victoria tells that she has other plans to be rich again and tells that she signed up for a Rich Man Finder site. She shows the picture of her that she sent in. It is from 1989 and she has that her skills involve weapons and ventriloquism. Elka comes in and tells that she is on a drinking bender because she is broken up with Max because her crime could ruin his son’s chances of getting into office. She tells that she is drunk already and tells she can tell because her edit button is turned off. Melanie comes in and tells that Pete is having a family reunion and wants her to meet his mom. She asks if Victoria, Elka and Joy will come and Elka tells that it is boring, but Joy and Victoria agree to go. Victoria gets a hit on the site and it is the sound of money changing. ..

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• Creator	Suzanne Martin (1)
• Executive Producer	Sean Hayes (1)  |  Suzanne Martin (1)  |  Todd Milliner  |  Lynda Obst
• Co-Executive Producer	Eric Zicklin  |  Rachel Sweet  |  Steve Skrovan  |  Steve Joe  |  Sam Johnson (2)  |  Chris Marcil  |  Chuck Ranberg  |  Anne Flett-Giordano
• Producer	Bob Heath (1)
• Consulting Producer	Alex Herschlag