Guest Stars

Susan Lucci As Herself Recurring

Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens with Melanie and Elka in an alley when they find a dead guy. Elka asks the dead guy where the Robert Redford movie is filming. It turns out that they were on a set for a crime drama. Melanie does her impersonation of David Crusoe and makes herself laugh. Elka asks what is going on with her and tells the crew that Melanie has lost her mind and walks off. In a hospital, a nurse comes in and gives Susan her breakfast. She tells her that she is feeling much better. The nurse says that the newspaper is talking about how Victoria attacked her and the tabloids are saying that Susan is dead. Susan says that she is in Heaven because they found a picture of Victoria in a bathing suit and her cottage cheese of thighs. The nurse tells Susan that Victoria has been waiting and Susan tells her to tell Victoria that Susan is in a coma. ..

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