Guest Stars

Frank Caliendo As Kenny	John Mahoney (1) As Roy
Patrick Fabian As Richard	Richard Burgi As Timothy
Steve Lawrence (1) As Jack	Vincent Ventresca As Jesus

Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens Victoria wishing Melanie and Joy a Happy Share-Birthday. Melanie asks what they are going to give each other this year. Elka suggests that they do the date thing again and Victoria tells that she still hasn’t recovered from the last year with her date with Chester. Elka tells that she has the guy that they can fix her up with and says that it is Jack Huttington, a rich man. Joy asks if it is really over with Max and she says that he ran off with a younger woman, an 80-year-old airhead. Elka says that is how she is going with Jack. Melanie says that she wants to go another way too and says someone with long hair and a beard. Elka says that she knows someone. Joy says that she wants Robert DeNiro or someone like him. Victoria says that she has it and Victoria tells that she just wants to have a rich handsome man without man-boobs. They agree that they are going to say that they are 42-years-old this year. ..

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