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Hot In Cleveland: Unseparated at Birthdates

The ladies set each other up on blind dates again, and the results aren't any better than last time. Elka is forced to play dumb if she wants to land a rich guy, Melanie can't get over how much her date looks like Jesus, Joy can only stand her date when he's impersonating celebrities, and Victoria's suitor is a conjoined twin. Making this worse is a well intentioned waiter that can't seem to stop ruining things.

Episode Info

Episode number: 2x13
Production Number: 215
Airdate: Wednesday June 29th, 2011

Director: Andy Cadiff
Writer: Rachel Sweet

  • Currently 5/10
5/10 (2 Votes cast)
Guest Stars
John MahoneyJohn Mahoney
As Roy
Patrick FabianPatrick Fabian
As Richard
Richard BurgiRichard Burgi
As Timothy
Main Cast
Betty White
As Elka Ostrovsky
Valerie Bertinelli
As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves
As Joy Scroggs
Wendie Malick
As Victoria Chase


The scene opens Victoria wishing Melanie and Joy a Happy Share-Birthday. Melanie asks what they are going to give each other this year. Elka suggests that they do the date thing again and Victoria tells that she still hasn’t recovered from the last year with her date with Chester. Elka tells that she has the guy that they can fix her up with and says that it is Jack Huttington, a rich man. Joy asks if it is really over with Max and she says that he ran off with a younger woman, an 80-year-old airhead. Elka says that is how she is going with Jack. Melanie says that she wants to go another way too and says someone with long hair and a beard. Elka says that she knows someone. Joy says that she wants Robert DeNiro or someone like him. Victoria says that she has it and Victoria tells that she just wants to have a rich handsome man without man-boobs. They agree that they are going to say that they are 42-years-old this year. ..

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