Unseparated at Birthdates - Recap

The scene opens Victoria wishing Melanie and Joy a Happy Share-Birthday. Melanie asks what they are going to give each other this year. Elka suggests that they do the date thing again and Victoria tells that she still hasn’t recovered from the last year with her date with Chester. Elka tells that she has the guy that they can fix her up with and says that it is Jack Huttington, a rich man. Joy asks if it is really over with Max and she says that he ran off with a younger woman, an 80-year-old airhead. Elka says that is how she is going with Jack. Melanie says that she wants to go another way too and says someone with long hair and a beard. Elka says that she knows someone. Joy says that she wants Robert DeNiro or someone like him. Victoria says that she has it and Victoria tells that she just wants to have a rich handsome man without man-boobs. They agree that they are going to say that they are 42-years-old this year.

Later at the restaurant, the ladies have their dates arriving and tell that if anyone is in trouble,, to do their fake laugh. Elka says that she is acting like a Bimbo so she will be fake laughing all night. Joy tells Elka that Jack is on his way on his private jet. Elka says that she is going to have to play dumber. Victoria points out Kenny, Joy’s date. Kenny is talkative and strange. Already, Joy is not happy and realizes that Victoria waited until the last minute. Melanie points out Victoria’s date and it is Timothy, a benefactor at the Museum of Art. Elka has Melanie meet her date that she picked and realizes that her date, Doug, looks like Jesus. He comes in and Elka says that he is a Holistic Veterinarian who “heals” animals. Melanie says that she is probably freaking out over nothing and says that he doesn’t look anything like Jesus, but when she turns around, the Lager sign makes it look like Doug has a halo around him. Elka waits for her date and Roy, her waiter, comes over and asks if she is ready to order. She tells that she is waiting for her date. Roy sits down and says that his feet are killing him and she tells that she is turning fake 50 today. He asks who would keep her waiting. Jack comes in and tells that there was a lot of traffic. Elka plays the dumb girl and Roy rolls his eyes.

Meanwhile, Victoria is talking to Timothy and asks the guy next to him to scoot down a stool so that she can sit next to her date. Victoria realizes that Timothy and the other man are conjoined. Timothy introduces the other part of him as his brother, Richard. Victoria does her fake laugh to signal the others. They talk and Melanie apologizes and says that she had no idea. Joy tells that she has a shot with one of her dates and says that hers is not good at all. Melanie jokes that her date could part Victoria’s date. Victoria says that he is Jesus, not Moses. Joy goes back up to Kenny and Roy gets up and tells that her date is a riot. Kenny does impressions of Robert DeNiro and Sean Connery. She asks how long Kenny has been doing impressions and he ruins it by talking too much. She has him do impressions and laughs. Meanwhile, Melanie talks to Doug, who says that he is from a small town and Melanie guesses Bethlehem. He pours wine and it is empty. He says that there is plenty more for her.

Elka and Jack are hitting it off and Elka is continuing her dumb girl routine. Jack tells that his watch is from Jack Kennedy and says that he always played Golf with him. Victoria talks with Timothy and says that he watches her show all the time and Victoria is not having fun. Joy keeps having Kenny do impressions. Roy comes over and tells that Joy just wants him for his impressions. He tells Kenny to go to the bar and hit on another woman who he might has a chance with. Joy admits that Roy is right. In the bathroom, Joy tells that she doesn’t even have a date now and all women are complaining about their dates besides Elka. Victoria suggests that Joy talk to Richard and she agrees. Elka returns to her date and Jack asks if she wants to go to his Lake House and have his personal chef cook them something. Roy comes over and Jack asks for the check. Roy says that there is something wrong with Jack’s hair and Jack runs off. Roy asks Elka what she is doing and she tells that it is none of his business. However, Roy tells that she has sadness in her eyes and Elka talks about Max. He says that she doesn’t have to go for a random guy.

Victoria talks to Timothy and finds out that he says that he and Richard can’t fly first class. Joy talks to Richard and they quote “Yates” and hit it off. Melanie says that she is enjoying herself, but Roy comes over and says that she is freaked out because Doug looks like Jesus. Jack tells that he is ready to go and Elka says that he will go if he can remember one thing about her. She apologizes if she led him on and they say goodnight. Roy comes over and Elka asks why men like dumb women. She asks what he is doing and he takes her offer. Joy and Richard like talking to each other and asks to go with her. She asks why they haven’t thought of getting separated. Melanie says that their dates are over and going home. Victoria says that she is going with, but Joy says that she is having a fun time. However, Richard’s wife comes in and Joy is shocked that Richard is a liar. The episode ends with Kenny giving his impressions and Elka calls Max and Kenny pretends to be Sean Connery and they have a good time.

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