Elka's Choice - Recap

The scene opens with Victoria, Joy and Melanie going home and finds Chance and Elka in the closet. She says that she didn’t think that her dead husband would be back. Victoria gets a message from her agent and leaves. Elka gets a text from Fred who texts LOL to her. She says that he thinks that it means Lots of Love. Max texts her and says that he has fallen in love with her and can’t get in. Bobby leaves a message telling her that he loves her. Victoria says that she is going to be on “The Chatter”. They are looking for a forth girl on the show too. Melanie says that it is a great distraction. Joy can’t believe that Elka has 3 men after her. Melanie says that Victoria married her. Joy and Victoria argue about it and Elka says that they argue like a married couple.

They get to “The Chatter” and Joy tells Elka that Victoria kept her up all night going over lines. Elka laughs that Joy is already whipped. Victoria talks to Crystal and says that she heard that they were looking for a fourth girl and Crystal says that they are looking for a gay woman. They start the show and Victoria says that she is gay. She puts the spotlight on Joy and Joy panics and outs Elka. She goes to the seat and forces Victoria on a chair. She tries to make a comment and Liby interrupts her. Elka says that she is in love with all three men and says that she doesn’t know what to do. They get home and Victoria says that everyone wants to talk to her and says that she should have come out sooner. Joy tells her that she is never going to talk to her. They get inside to find Bobby there. He says that he is her husband. He tells Joy and Victoria to make him a sandwich.

Afterward, Bobby is rude and Joy says that he knows why the Mob wants him dead. The girls weigh the pros and cons of all the men. Victoria asks how many glasses of wine Joy had and she ignores her and drinks more. The girls tell Elka that Bobby is not a good catch. Victoria gets a text from her agent who tells her that Martin Scorsese wants to interview Victoria for a role he is casting on a woman who discovers her sexuality later in life. Elka agrees that she is going to break it off with Bobby. However, when she starts to tell him, their sexual frustrations take over. The next day, Joy says that she is tired of the way Victoria annoys her and Melanie says that she hates it when they fight. Joy says that the marriage is ruining their friendship. They can’t believe that Elka chose Bobby. They talk about doing crazy things for great sex. Victoria tells Joy that later she will take her out for a nice dinner and Joy lovingly says that would be nice. Melanie says that is weird. Chance comes in with a note saying that they need more oil.

Elka comes up and says that she and Bobby are leaving in an hour. She tells them that she better go before they start crying. Later, Victoria is waiting for Joy to go to the meeting and Victoria criticizes her clothing. Melanie comes in and says that Elka is upbeat and content and they hear that it is a cry for help. They all agree to go and find Elka. Later that day, they find Elka in the Southwest and Elka says that they don’t have a thing in common except for being her husband. Melanie says that Elka deserves the marriage that Joy and Victoria have. She goes up to him and tells him that it is over. He agrees.

They get back to Cleveland and Elka says that she is a wild horse and can’t be tamed. Joy says that she is lucky that she doesn’t have a husband that will leave them so that she can talk to Portia Degrassi. Victoria says that she is married to Ellen and is practically lesbian royalty. The episode ends with Victoria raising her wine glass and says “Women”.

Written By David Sibert

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