Guest Stars

Gilles G. Marini As Capt. Lebeau Recurring	Laura San Giacomo As Caroline
Sandra Bernhard As Nan

Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens with Elka and Melanie in the kitchen freezing. Victoria comes in and tells them that now that she is a gay celebrity, she has been invited to take a Caribbean Cruise and give a talk to other lesbians. Elka asks how the food is, but Victoria doesn’t care because she is going to be talking to the influential lesbians of Hollywood. Joy comes in and tells everyone that her car got caught in a snow drift and an attractive man came in and asked her out on a date. She tells them that she had to say no because she is married already to Victoria. She tells her that she will get a divorce after Victoria has milked everything of this. Victoria tells Joy that she is going to take her on a Cruise. Joy agrees to go, but realizes that it is a function. She refuses to go until Victoria says that she will give her the Duchen Fraire, a designer purse. She agrees to go. Elka says that she is going to go too because it is warm. Melanie realizes that she is going to have to go too. ..

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