Main Cast

Betty White As Elka Ostrovsky	Valerie Bertinelli As Melanie Moretti
Jane Leeves As Joy Scroggs	Wendie Malick As Victoria Chase

Recap

The scene opens with Victoria doing a report with Elka about two Rhinos not being able to mate and she gets emotional. However, when the cameras are off, she is not emotional. Elka says that the mating ritual for a rhino is important. She doesn’t care. Joy comes in and tells Victoria that she has the liquid to help Victoria cry. She tells Joy that she was forced to cry real tears and says that she has to go and take off the clothespins that are attached to her inner thighs. Joy comes up the Zookeeper says that the male rhino is aroused. They wonder what it is and realize that it is Joy. Victoria says that this is great. She puts her in front of the cameras but the male rhino isn’t aroused. The Zookeeper realizes that it is Elk and Joy’s pheromones that are getting the rhino excited. He asks Joy to stay around for 3 days for the mating ritual. She doesn’t want to, but Elka says that it will be like Christmas...

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