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Hot In Cleveland: Everything Goes Better With Vampires

Victoria desperately wants to get rid of the ladies' lazy new housekeeper, but can't work up the courage to do it. Joy begins dating a man she believes to be 80's pop-star Rick Springfield. Melanie's professor boyfriend constantly makes her feel stupid. Elka and Mamie's attempt to write a play involving vampires proves fruitless.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 3x16
Production Number: 316
Airdate: Wednesday March 28th, 2012

Guest Stars
Craig BierkoCraig Bierko
As Donald
Georgia EngelGeorgia Engel
As Mamie
Marco Antonio MartinezMarco Antonio Martinez
As Officer Mitch
Rhea PerlmanRhea Perlman
As Jacki
Main Cast
Betty WhiteBetty White
As Elka Ostrovsky
Valerie BertinelliValerie Bertinelli
As Melanie Moretti
Jane LeevesJane Leeves
As Joy Scroggs
Wendie MalickWendie Malick
As Victoria Chase


The episode begins with Victoria finding her maid slacking off. She tells Victoria that she is on a break. Victoria then goes into the kitchen tells Melanie to fire their maid. Melanie in turn tells her she can’t as she has never fired anyone in her life. She then tells Elka to fire her. Joy meanwhile is going out on a date with a man called Rick Springfield. Victoria and Melanie question Joy if it’s the real Rick Springfield. She assures them that it is. Later Elka’s friend Mamie arrives. Elka and Mamie are writing a radio play together for the senior center. The doorbell then rings and the real Rick Springfield walks through the door. He excuses himself and runs to the restroom. ..

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